Calling all College Republicans

How come I still see some college republicans on campus?

Shouldn't you guys be out fighting a war or something?

More like

Shouldn't you guys be out salutin the flag with your gimpped missing arm?

>>1
It's sad, but this is so true.  They talk a big game, but when it comes time to walk the walk, they're a bunch of pussies.  I mean, they're given the opportunity to fight to further a war they support, given a chance to use a gun that they couldn't dream of owning in the United States, due to gun laws, and they get to shoot at things, yet they won't go, and choose instead to drop two bucks and buy a "support our troops" magnet for their car that their parents bought and pay the insurance for.

How come I still see some college liberals on campus? Shouldn't you guys be out helping to feeds people in 3rd world countries or something? They talk a big game, but when it comes time to walk the walk, they're a bunch of selfish stuck-up brats.

>>4

Wow you can get w4ch in Iraq?

>>5
Hint: He's all talk but no balls.

>>5
>>6

How is the weather in Uganda guys? Working hard to feed the hungry and to find peace for the region?

Hint: There are no Starbucks or Virgin records there so you wouldn’t know.

That’s ok though; just keep listening to Rage Against the Machine on the ipod your parents bought you while you claim you hate capitalism.

this thread is DQN

PROTIP: Starbucks & Virgin Records = TEH MAN. Self-respecting liberals don't buy from TEH MAN. Oh, and lol @ iPod + RATM.

It all comes down to the fact that you little Republican pussies are all a bunch of girly men.  Come to think of it, maybe the Army's benefitting when pantywaists like you don't enlist, because you'd be useless anyways.

Battlfield 2 and Counter-Strike are suprisingly different from the actual army.

>>10

Too bad everyone isn’t as tough as you, huh Anonymous? You eat fucking bullets for breakfast and shit artillery shells.

Behold people, we have found a real internet tough guy, not a faker like all the others.

>>4
Excuse me, dumbass, but being liberal means you care about your own country. Just because all the republicans are pre-occupied with Iraq doesn't mean liberals are pre-occupied with helping starving africans.

We just don't want our own country to colapse or get nuked.

>>11
I EAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST AND SHIT GLASS AND BULLETS ON A DAILY BASIS, THAT'S IF I'M NOT OUT GUTTING TERRORISTS WITH MY BARE HANDS, OR SHAVING MY MANLY CHIN WITH MY KA-BAR.
I KNOW MORE MARTIAL ARTS THAN STEVEN SEAGAL AND CHUCK NORRIS COMBINED (ALTHOUGH ONE MANLY PUNCH USUALLY DOES THE JOB), AND I CAN KILL PEOPLE JUST BY FLICKING THEM WITH MY PINKY FINGER.  THE ANCHOR TATTOO ON MY BICEP IS LARGER THAN YOUR ENTIRE SILKY BODY.

Actually, you're missing his point.  I think what he meant was that you guys talk alot, criticizing "liberals" for being soft for preferring peace over war, yet most of you are much too afraid to actually go and fight, much less support, either monetarily or through some other form of support, both the troops or the war effort that you supposedly believe in.  How "tough" does that make people like you?

Asking why the people on world4ch aren't in the military is just stupid. If you're in Iraq, you more than likely aren't using your computer for much websurfing.

Also, if you're a republican for the economy like myself, the Iraq war is a totally different issue anyway.

>>13

It's futile, don't even bother trying to explain this to them...

They're like bulls; a red, white and blue American flag puts them into some sort of state of blind patrotism and nationalism.

It's just unfortunate that this state only lasts all the way up until before they step into the recruitment office.

>>13

Typical liberal response. When ever are problem comes up, you complain and want to throw money at. How about instead of taxing and spending, you come up with a REAL solution.

P.S. My grandfather fought in ww2 so how about you just STFU about stuff you don't know about.

>>16

So you're saying that the United States hasn't spent a huge sum of money on this war, and instead, choose to use their amazing foresight and planning to make sure this war went as smooth as possible, with minimal spending?  You do remember the real goals of the "War on Terror," right?  Remember Bin Laden, remember the WMDs, how about a secular democracy in Iraq?

You do realize that someone's going to be paying for this war down the line, people like you, assuming that you won't remain a dependent your entire life.

P.S. Your grandfather fought in World War II?  Well so did mine, along with two of his brothers, one who died, so by your rationale, I should be a regular four-star general by now.  How the hell does that make you or me understand the military any better?

But then again, your were the guy that said that this current administration has a 52% approval rating (34% for Bush + 18& for Cheney).

My grandfather fought in ww2 so how about you just STFU about stuff you don't know about.

Hahaha, this is the saddest shit I've read all day. This has to be a troll. It has to be. Nobody is this pathetic.

>>16

How old are you man? Do you really believe you belong on world chan?

Given hard evidence, I don't thnk Bin Laden had anything to do with 9/11. He himself said he didnt do it. Americans did some voice morphing shit and used an actor (same shit like man landing on the moon, all staged).

on topic, you ppl suck cuz terrorism had nothing to do with iraq.

eisenhower must be turning in his grave right now, stupid industrial-military complex...

>>20

And its sad so many stupid amerkkians still hold on to this bullshit line by the administration about Bin Laden and 9/11. Its all but a proven fact that Bush was behind it all and Bin Laden had nothing to do with it, but republicans are sheep and belive whatever they are told.

All Israel has to do is pull its little strings and amerkkians are all to willing to go killing whoever they point the finger at.

>>20-21
lol diaperheads

I've been handpicked to join the CIA. No USMC for me. My life will just have to go without such an experience.

8(

>>20
>>21
YEAH LIKE NOAM CHOMSKY TOLD ME THE JEWS DID IT

People like you are why we need post-birth abortions.

>>20
>>21
>>24
Same person.

>>11
If we had manly tough guys like this here Anonymous fighting in Iraq, we'd probably have gotten rid of all the insurgents years ago.  Too bad your just another scared Republican; a keyboard warrior, too chickenshit to actually go and fight the war you support and instead, sit back and play cheerleader.

>>10 is probably right about you guys, you confuse playing video games and watching John Wayne movies with actually being in the military.  Last time I checked, a "support our troops" magnet couldn't kill an insurgent.

>>26
So show us how big YOUR balls are by going to Pakistan and joining Al-Qaeda.

See?  I can make that same STUPID FUCKING ARGUMENT too.

>>27
That was a stupid fucking argument but only because you're fucking stupid. Just because we're against YOU doesn't mean we're for them. Ah, what am I saying? Fuzzy logic's too tough for you. Keep banging away at the keyboard, you're making a difference. really. lol.

>>28

lol, pwned

Seriously, the idea that you guys aren't over there fighting in a war that you support is indefensible. You shouldn't even bother replying. You will lose every time.

>>29

O Rly?

So I guess when Clinton was in the Kosovo all the libs signed up right?

lolololololololol

Go back to rambling on about the plight of the poor and not doing shit about it. Guess you just a keyboard humanitarian right?

>>30

I don't know what the hell "the libs" did, you ignorant brainwashed little shit. All I know is that *this war* has been a complete clusterfuck and no amount of hyperbole about what "the libs" did or didn't do is going to the change fact that you're too chickenshit to fight your own fucking war.

lololololololol

Do you think I care if you're liberal or conservative? If you support ANY war you need to be over there fighting it, YOURSELF.

Go ahead and keep passing the buck though, bitch. It's all you seem to be good at.

>>31

lol retarded shit logic.

So if you support any humanitarian effort you have to be there helping? If you support any type of medical research you have to get a degree and help research it? Just because you support something doesn’t mean you have to devote your life to it. You determine your own level of involvement.

But I don’t expect some retard like you to break away from whatever Al Franken and Michael Moore is shoving down your neck.

(Besides I am an upper-class Asian, we let poor crackers and bix noods die for us because they are worth less.)

>>32
It's one thing to "support" others in normal situations. It's quite another when they're risking their lives for your political dogma.

>>32

I don't care what you are or what political party you identity with, you white washed nip. I don't even know who the fuck Al Franken (Frankenberry cereal?) is and Michael Moore is a fucking joke. (The guy invests in the companies he talks shit about)

If you support any humanitarian effort- YES you should be doing more than click-clacking away at a computer and yelling "CONVSERVATIVE!". YES: Your life should be devoted to that cause in some way. Part-time activism get part-time results.

Same goes for the inverse. If you support the war in Iraq and you're willing to let other people die FOR NO REASON (don't even TRY to act like this was a reasonable war) - then you yourself should be willing to die instead of click clacking away at the computer talking about a bunch of shit that doesn't even matter.

And enjoy that upper-class chink status. The universe has a way of dealing with people who dehumanize others and history is even less forgiving.

>>34

First of all I'm not a chink you stupid piece of bread, I'm Korean. Only a stupid cracker like you thinks all Asians are from China.

Second, the UN, France, England, Russia and others said Saddam has WMD but Bush was stupid enough to believe them.

Third you are "click clacking away at the computer" right now, what the fuck are you doing? Nothing, so I guess that mean you don’t believe in anything other then your own selfishness right?

And lastly "The universe has a way of dealing with people..."? Don’t bring your silly cracker and bixnood superstitions around here. Nobody with half a brain believes anything other then when you die you just rot in the dirt.

>>35
With the amount of resources that the United States has invested in intelligence gathering, you'd expect us to do alot better than that.

You do realize that our main source for proving that Saddam had WMDs was a drunk and worked as a cab driver in Iraq (opposed to his claims that he worked on the weapons program for Saddam and helped to hide them himself).  Look up "Curveball."  It was the United States that made these arguments to it's allies to go to war, not the other way around.

It's a simple fact, you're a wimp and what most asians think of as a banana (yellow on the outside, white on the inside).

>>35

First of all I don't give a fuck where you're from- you brought your race into this, I didn't. I'd also like to take this time to point out that I'm not white and that just being Korean is an automatic fail.

Second, alot of despotic regimes are doing alot of things. I'd like proof that "the UN, France, Russia and others" said Saddam had WMD, but regardless it's beside the point. Saddam was well contained and Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.

Third, this thread isn't about me. It's about "college conservatives", which I'm assuming you self-indentify with. Not only that- you don't know what the fuck I'm apart of or what I'm doing. You don't even so much as know my beliefs. So how can you make a judgement on what I should or should not be doing, either way? Maybe I don't care about politics and my interest is apart of a bigger study of the human condition. What then?

And lastly, it's not a superstition and has more to do with the nature of life itself. You treat other badly and based on generalizations which seek to dehumanize the individual- then you can look forward to being treated the same way at some point.

Then again- I guess in a past life you must been an asshole as well which explains why you were re-incarnated as "the dog race of the asian peoples"- the crude and ill-natured Korean. 

>>36

Yeah, but your a real ass kicker huh?

And please, if I was acting white I would be citing bullshit about divine retribution like you. You’re just angry because like every other white boy on this forum you wish you were Asian and you are pissed I don’t think more like you want me to. But at least you hate your own kind, which is a start.

>>37

You’re just angry your own logic is so flawed. A person who supports the war to any degree has to join the army, but a person who, say, want to see help brought to the tsunami victims doesn’t have to go there and spend years rebuilding homes.

And "the dog race of the asian peoples"? As opposed to what the Japanese? They didn’t even have a system of farming until we gave one to them, or a written language for that matter.
 

>>35
"Chink is an ethnic slur for someone of East Asian descent. Though it was derived from the word Chinese, it is sometimes used for people of any East Asian background."

Just fyi.

>>38
Sorry, I don't want a small penis and squinty eyes. :(

>>39
Well, you are what you eat...

>>41
So you are a cow? or are you a cannibal?

I eat chinese people, therefore, I am chinese.

That's his logic, >>42. hahah

>>43
And I eat pussy.  o_O;

>>39

I'm angry? LOL, yeah, you keep telling yourself that, buddy. Even if I was angry that doesn't change that fact that your argument is bullshit.

And see here's the thing: You're saying that if you want to help someone you don't actually have to help them. WELL OF COURSE YOU THINK THAT!

But, wait!

I DON'T.

And please, the Japanese are better than you and you know it. LOL, Farming systems? What does that have to do with the inbred ugliness of the Korean race? They're making ROBOTIC FISH. You guys are fucking around with North Korea and Nuclear bomb. Step out of the 60's, guys.

Guess you'll have to deal with dissenting opinion.  What a hard life you must have.

>>45
You forgot they also eat dogs and cats, and perpetually smell like garlic.

Don't bother with him/her.  He/she is yellow, both in the sense of being an Asian (albeit a hardcore banana), as well as being a coward.

I always thought college republican meetings were kkk/neo-nazi recruitment rallies. *shrungs*

I always thought college democrat meetings were Al-Qaeda/ecoterrorist/NAMBLA recruitment rallies.  *shrugs*

>>49

You're tripping, fool. LOL AL-QAEADA

I really don't buy into bi-polar politics. But...you guys are so desperate to villify democrats that you say the stupidiest shit. The thing is, people wouldn't make the comments they do about the republican party if it wasn't all white people.

You have no basis to say any democrat wants to join Al-Qaeda.

>>48
One kind of recruitment you're sure never to see at a college Republican meeting is military recruitment.

>>51

snaps

>>49

No such thing. Political parties are totally conformist (seriously.)

>>1

Why even ask this question.  The answer's obvious.  They're too scared to go fight.  It's the thought in the back of most intelligent people's minds whenever they hear college Republicans talk and try to defend their position on the war in Iraq.

Do you realize that throughout this entire thread, no Republican/conservative has actually attempted to explain or defend their reason for not fighting?