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Child Abuse!

Name: in all seriousness 2006-03-18 15:32

DON'T BLAME THEM!!  They can't control thier hands!

Now hear me out first.
It has become painfully apparent that the majority of post-ers on 4chan are, for lack of a better term, idiots. The type and severity of idiocy varies but each type is associated with a form of abuse.
Let me illustrate:

1. "A is for Ass. Continue>..." "How do you tie your shoes?" These threads were posted by the standard, "common" type of idiot. You may wonder how they turned out this way. Simple; they were dropped on thier heads as babies, constantly. They didn't cry about it too much so thier parents turned it into a game. "Oopsie, dropsies, haha :D." Thier parents aren't completely to blame however, they were dropped on thier heads too.

2. People intolerant of differences (anti-simites, gay-bashers, etc.). These people were sexually abused as children, or if not, wanted to be sexually abused. In group 1(above), the mental damage was done physically. But in this group, the concept of mom's cigarette breath and wandering tongue and the taste of daddy's chalky penis forever changed the poor childs brain chemistry. Further head truama is caused when daddy thrust's his cock so hard in thier mouth as to cuase physical brain damage. The parents aren't totally to blame though. They're from the next group of idiots.

3. "i luv cp :)" ... All of the above.


Again, don't blame them. They've been abused and thier hands type what is in thier minds: which is a child rocking himself to sleep in the corner of a windowless room.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 18:32

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Irony? This person is intolerant of ideological differences therefore he is intolerant of differences.

Cough. Hypocrite.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 18:43

touche'

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 18:58

>>1
Don't forget about us happy trolls!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 19:06

I think the name of this thread should have been:

Child Molestation Bonanza! Take Two and Banana Me In The Morning!

Name: m ignorant 2006-03-18 19:06

>>4  noob here__
I keep hearing that term. What does "trolls" mean here?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 19:08

Large green man-animals that drink horse semen and regenerate foreskins, Noobfus!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 19:12

Translation: Anybody you don't like.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 19:16

The original poster of this thread is a good example of a troll.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 20:13 (sage)

>>9 is correct. This is a rant about 4chan cleverly hidden in a post whose subject claims it is about child abuse. It is also about /b. It is also on the world4ch politics board.

If this isn't a troll, nothing is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 20:23

Apparently no one got the joke. Get a sense of humor kids. Maybe watch a little comedy central. I recomend the Colbert Report.

never been to /b/ anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 5:52

>>1
Urr,"Daddy's chalky (adjective)penis."
You seem to speak from experience.I had no idea penises were chalky.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 11:39

>>12

Get smegma.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 12:22

The original poster is a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 15:14

The original poster was a nigger-jew dyke, omg!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 15:51

>>15 falls into category #2.
Number 15, is that pubic hair in your teeth?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 19:21

>>16

Wouldn't you know the answer to that, it probably came from your dick, assuming you even have any down there yet.

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