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The real bourgeoisie.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 20:59

A bourgeoise is someone who owns property. The Right Honourable Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher was an astute believer in not allowing the market to be dominated by tyranny as has ruined every nations that allowed such a thing to occur. She did not believe that only a few rich people should own everything and everyone else should work for them, she treated such people like worthless piles of shite who's success was only judged by their merit. The British Coal industry was slung into the trash heap along with all the shareholders and the worker's "unions" whom they paid to keep their business alive via malicious deceit and constant attempts to abolish civil liberties. They were leaching off the economy and were through political extremism desperately trying to keep getting paid for work that wasn't needed. Very much like an obese monarch uses a group of armed thugs to keep himself living in opulent splendour even though he isn't needed. The coal miners were the real Bourgeoise and the average blue collar working man, who didn't have an army of socialist thugs to force others to pay him to do something useless, was the real proletariat.

Margaret Thatcher is a proletariat lover and what was more she wished to upgrade them to bourgeoisie by loosenning stock market regulation and allowing more of them to buy property with the money they earned. She was not an obsessive capitalism lover, or even a conservative. She was a scientist and logician who looked at everything rationally indiscriminate of political agenda. And in her immeasurable genius she understood what was necessary for the good of the country, she realised that capitalism would be useful for education and healthcare, but that Britain was not ready for that yet and that they should continue to be funded via tax. She even realised the limitations of her genius, which in itself is a great virtue. Had she ruled for another 13 years the healthcare system and education system would have been privatised and Adam Smith's (another genius) vision of a completely open capitalist state with a democratic government there to decide how much tax should be allocated for the preservation of justice would have become a reality.

Imagine that! Karl Marx believed that everyone should work for the good of everyone and that no one should get cash going in to him for his own pleasure due to some bureacracy, like the obese kings and the un-needed coal miners. He was right, of course he was right, but in practice this is extremely difficult, it is an objective, not a solution. Margaret Thatcher would have achieved this objective.

Seriously, imagine that. If everyone was a proletariat and a bourgeoisie. Earning wages, buying their neccesities and investing a little in the stock market so they can gain dividends and steadily increase their wages over time as their nest egg grows. Not to mention the benefits if they get lucky and the company does well, they could sell off some of the shares and earn themselves a little treat. Imagine if the oppressed proletariats of the socialist 70s could invest in microsoft? What a waste.. Better than spending your life on minimum wage by far.

Imagine every ounce of work someone does is actually doing something positive for the economy. If you pluck apples off a tree and sell them for a living every time you pluck an apple you are putting 20 pence into the economy. Much better than every piece of coal you chip out of a mine adding 2 pence into the economy.

Imagine if this apple plucker decided to make jam instead. He buys 50 jars, mashes up the apples, cooks them and makes all natural organic jam and plies his trade one weekend through the market looking for buyers. Why is this man committing a crime for using his intelligence to improve the economy? Why should he be tortured and executed for owning 50 pots of home made jam? Does this make him bourgeoisie? I suppose that's the definition, but he's also a proletariat.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:11

Overly simplistic.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:16

>>2
1+1=2 must be wrong aswell, too simplistic.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:27

>>3

Overly simplistic ideal, followed up with an overly simplistic analogy designed to paint that ideal in a favorable light.

Typical.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:37

>>4
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Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 22:02

>>5
You forgot the rest:

Person 2: Those types of kids can easily be duped, because they almost always think "older friend means I'm cool", and they listen and do whatever an older guy tells them. Then they get molested and become uncool for the rest of their life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 1:01

>>6
What in the fuck?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 11:40

lol im begining to see a pattern here

1: Conservative makes correct statement
2: Liberal panics at seeing his entire fallacious world view crushed in debate before him and desperately seeks a way to deceive others into thinking conservative is wrong.
3: Repeat

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 14:44

Liberal/Conservative memes are for teenagers.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 20:02

>>9 spoke great truth.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-17 0:39

>>9
I agree. I stated that Margaret Thatcher wasn't a conservative, but someone who chooses logic and morality over silly ideals that have no bearing on today's world. She is a member of the Conservative party though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-17 14:30

>>11
winn4r is u

Name: zeppy !GuxAK3zcH. 2006-01-19 14:48

>>9
Anonymous speaks the truth

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-19 20:13

Steve Ballmer style:

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YES!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-20 2:10

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-21 5:32

>>15

Who cares? This liberals attack conservative and vise versa shit is sad. For all your bitch ass faggotry, the both of you are fuck ups and get fuck all done for western civilization.

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-21 9:50

>>16
You have to cough "bullshit" during a senate meeting, talk show on national television (in which case you have to be in the audience) or court case in order to call bullshit.

You have to do it properly aswell, otherwise it is invalidated.

First coughs, they are mostly involuntary releases of all gas in your lungs which you have to familiarise yourself with. Then initiate you cough at the same time as you lip out a B.

It should sound like...

Buhooooo Buhoooo

You must hten learn how to make the word shit sound like you are clearing your throat during the cough, which is the difficult part. The shit is a short sweet sound that cannot be lipped and you must make a throat clearing noise before and after the shit. 30 minutes of coughing bullshit in front of a mirror is enough to make anyone a master of the delicate matter of making shit sound like you are clearing your throat. Always put your hand in front of your mouth so that anyone watching cannot see you lip out B.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-21 19:29

>>17
lol @ calling BS tutorial. IN THE YEAR 2000, EVERYTHING WILL COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-21 19:32

I CALL BULLSHIT ON THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT

Watch MOAR TV, comrade. You are clearly in need of re-edumacation. Don't you know that you live under Freedom and Democracy? Look, we even have two parties!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-25 13:45

>>8
bump for truth told

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-27 9:30 (sage)

Margaret Thatcher's a crotchety old bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-29 7:05

CROTCH!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 12:18 (sage)

Maggie Thatcher was a tyrant. Who wrecked British public services with under investment so she could give the money to the guys in the city of london who held enough power and influence to ensure she was constantly re-elected. She also attempted to destroy British socialism using nothing more than thuggish violence via the Metropolitan police. To say Margret Thatcher was a proletariat lover is to say that the pope is Muslim. You'll believe anything they put in front of you to say.
Your statement is utter bollocks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 16:23

/r/ margaret pr0n stat!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 16:41

>>23

HAHAHA SNAPPED ON

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 19:03

>>24
Only if it's Margaret Cho pr0n.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-30 23:02

>>23
Translation

"Maggie Thatcher was a freedom lover, which goes against the oh great and wonderful socialism. Who wrecked British socialist policies to save money so she could decrease tax and increase liberty for the voters to ensure she was constantly re-elected. She also attempted to destroy British socialism using nothing more than following through with her voted in policies via the Metropolitan police. To say Margret Thatcher was a proletariat lover is to say that Stalin was a tyrant. Believing in anything determinned by logic is evil and wrong.
I am gay."

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 15:58

>>27


NO U!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 16:01

>>27

Conservative/Republican ass kisser. Motto: "Fuck the world! What's in it for me?"

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 16:42

>>27

Isn't from the UK.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 19:02

>>29
Yeah, WHATEVER, dude. I'm not hurtin'.

http://www.thepaincomics.com/Murika.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 0:18

Margaret Thatcher would shut 4chan down if she had the chance, and knew it existed, and new what sort of stuff goes on here.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 5:39

>>32

Exactly. All that bullshit you said is well and good- but people hated Thatcher for a slew of other reasons.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 14:26

>>33
Translation: FORCING PEOPLE TO GIVE ME MONEY THROUGH SOCIALIST THUGGERY ISN'T A CRIME, IT'S FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND THATCHER DENIED ME THIS FREEDOM!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 15:05

>>34

Such idiots in America.

Makes me hate being American.

Name: Zombie Lenin 2006-02-28 15:26

MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 18:53

Why do Liberals so stupid?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-28 18:54

>>37
Pie am tubular when butan.

Name: Anonymous 2012-09-22 23:35

maggie is awesome, still alive too

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