Why are Republicans fat?

This has bothered me to the point that I can no longer watch CSPAN or CNN.  These people are morbidly obese.  They have five chins.  They look like squirrels saving up for a nuclear winter.  Why can't they spend a couple hours on a treadmill before coming on TV?  Either they look grotesquely fat with some white hair, some gray hair, or with no hair.  It's disturbing, and it's not something a public representative should be representing in this country.   

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Actually, nearly all lazy welfare rats are democrats. The democratic party is home to niggers, spics, faggots, pedos, and other such freaks. Republicans are not lazy but they are heartless bastards from hell.