Why are Republicans fat?

This has bothered me to the point that I can no longer watch CSPAN or CNN.  These people are morbidly obese.  They have five chins.  They look like squirrels saving up for a nuclear winter.  Why can't they spend a couple hours on a treadmill before coming on TV?  Either they look grotesquely fat with some white hair, some gray hair, or with no hair.  It's disturbing, and it's not something a public representative should be representing in this country.   

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But that's the problem, it isn't. It can never go bankrupt, because it controls the nation's money (through the reserve) and can just run off more bills and inflate prices when the ship is listing. In the real world fuzzy accounting works for only at most a decade before imploding and imploding FAST (enron), government can sustain itself so long as a majority is stupid enough to buy into it.