The old bait and switch, eh?

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/politics/article327773.ece

US Policy 101:
Step 1, form sinister plan
Step 2, fuck shit up big time
Step 3, deny that shit is fucked up
Step 4, admit you fucked shit up and resolve to fix it
Step 5, in fixing it, execute sinister plan as originally planned as the world forgets anything ever happened
Step 6, PROFIT!!!!!!~

you fail at plans.  step 5 should be ???

>>2
I think steps 2->5 = ???

fuck that shit

You're all wrong.

It's always a three step process...

Step 1: collect underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

>>1
The only reason that you think the way things are going in Iraq are fucked up is because of the left-wing media. They won't tell you about the new constitution they have, or the free elections they've had, or the new schools that are being built, or the new jobs that are being created, and on and on and on and on, ALL BECAUSE OF OUR TROOPS. And why are our troops there, you ask? SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT THESE BASTARDS ON OUR *OWN* SOIL!

Nuke the muslim vermin and take their oil. Win-Win solution.

We don't want to win.  If we got the war "over with" then it wouldn't be a profitable venture for those in charge.  War is an investment.

>>8
exactly. Tanks use oil. Guns use bullets. Rebuilding what has been blown up requires Halliburton contracts. Defense budgets spend money.

The United States government's allowance is being poured into the pockets of corporations. Every death of a soldier is in contribution to the stock market. You're dying for a cause, son, walk proudly.

>>6
Yeah, I was a bit worried about the Iraqi people and their invasion plans on the US.

>>10
As well you should be... *Sigh* I give up on this forum.

>>11
What?

>>12
Well, you clearly don't know how to differentiate between the people we're working to liberate and the ones we're trying to keep from crashing more planes into our cities or mailing us letters laced with deadly diseases...

>>13
What? What does that have to do with >>11?

Since when do the Iraqis entertain the idea of invading the US? What are they going to do, make an army of peasants and walk Jesus-style across an ocean?

Going over there and blowing shit up only makes them collectively hate the US more. Hey, a US aircraft just blew up my family! I love the liberators!

>>10
btw s-a-t-i-r-e, guys.. it's satire.

The funniest part of the war in Iraq is that we completely ceased being attacked after 9/11. It cost them a couple of boxcutters and plane tickets to spark two several-hundred-billion-dollar wars that took well over 20,000 lives.

I'm very disappointed that the US is not being terrorized. The Iraqi freedom fighters are treating us far too morally. If we're there killing them, why can't they be here killing us? Doesn't make any sense. If they'd committed a single 'nother attack we would probably pull out. Terrorism works.