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The WAR, man!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 17:41

Liberal: "This war sucks, man, we shouldn't be fighting."
Pro-war Person: *Shows liberal videos of Muslims decapitating people*
Liberal: "Pff, stupid nazi neo-con. People suck."

Dicuss.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 17:55

Your post is actually very astute, because it illustrates how everyone manages to miss the point.  The most childish elements from either political view are pitted against one another on television, and this is pretended to constitute an actual debate.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 18:08 (sage)

i like cake

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 18:53

DELICIOUS CAKE

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 19:15

Hawk: WAR! WE WAR!
Dove: Why?
Hawk: WMDs!!!!!
Dove: Proof?
Hawk: UNPATRIOTIC!!!!
Peons: Duh... YEAH! UNPATRIOTIC!!!
Dove: Oh alright, let's war.
Hawk: YEAH WE BLOW STUFF UP, SPEND MONEY LOTS!!!!
*later*
Owl: Hey, there's no WMDs here.
Dove: WTF?
Hawk: hehehe, i mean SPREAD DEMOKRACY!!!!!
Dove: WTF!!!
Hawk: YOU WANT WAR TOO!

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 21:12

>>5
Just for your info, there WERE wepons of mass destruction in Iraq. -_- Saddam had even proved in the past that he was willing to actually USE them, and in fact... HE -DID- USE THEM! Ony HIS OWN PEOPLE, NO LESS. Read the friggin' reports.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-02 23:10

A decade earlier, dude.

Do you go over to pick up a girlfriend a month after the date?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-03 1:50

>>6
Do you go over to pick up a girlfriend a month after you've been dumped? If you've forgotten, I'll remind you that the CONmen were hooping and hollering about yellow cake, scaring the peons senseless. Where are those nukes? They even fucked over an undercover CIA agent in the process. YOU read the friggin' reports. I dare you to find me a credible report where they found your WMDs. That's why any sensible CONman (lol) has moved on to the FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY shtick.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-03 2:09

>>8
The little problem there is that, well, Saddam /did/ have yellowcake, and still had it when the coalition invaded.

And since this concept still doesn't seem to hit home for a lot of people, I'll note that Saddam's purported WMDs were only one reason for the war, as outlined in the use of force authorization: www.c-span.org/resources/pdf/hjres114.pdf" target="_blank">http//216.239.63.10/...

And even the WMD question hasn't been fully resolved, regardless of what the media's preferred narrative may be. What was in the truck convoy that went to Syria shortly before the invasion under the auspices of Saddam's personal guard? What was Saddam's government doing with those trailers? If Saddam didn't have WMDs, why was he so reluctant to show so?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-03 3:47

Wow, I've never a war declaration. Interesting stuff. But it's still not a report on what Saddam had. I still don't see any proof. If WMDs, yellowcake, etc were really found, even the liberal media would cover it or at least FOX would make such a big stink that everyone would know about it.

But as you noted only the WMDs part hit home for most people. Would people have been as supportive without out it? And don't forget that al queda/Iraq link. How much substance is there to that? I remember that making no sense at all, but it was probably fear/hate inducing to many peons. Where was al queda when the Iraqi army was squashed in less than a month? There's more of them in there now than there ever was before.

I only have vague memories of what trucks you're talking about. It could be WMDs or it could be lollipops. Regardless, Iraq was/is a sovereign nation. You don't just non-chalantly let people in to snoop. The way the unstoppable war engine was pumping it would've just been last minute recon for spots to hit.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-03 4:08

I believe that there were WMDs in Iraq, but the right made a fucking stupid move invading Iraq.  They can't make a big deal about the fact that the WMDs are gone because:

They'll look like warmongering assholes, make it look like they're on a war campaign and won't stop.  THis would REALLY piss off europe.

They'll look incompetent for letting the WMDs escape right out from underneath them.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-03 9:27

Unfortunately, there aren't enough people that see them as incompetent warmongering assholes.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 1:49

If WMDs actually existed in IRAQ how come the Reps don't say so now that they're under fire? How come it's only the jaded clowns on here that seem to think there were WMDs?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 2:54

Because the Internet gives a forum to anyone, including the weirdos that nobody listens to in reality.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 6:24

>>6
Sold and delivered to him by Donald Rumsfeld for exactly that purpose as everyone here knows.  I'd go back to preaching to your ever dwindling "base" if I were you.  Time's running out.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 8:50

Who cares?

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-13 8:57

I say a few dozen neutron bombs would take care of the Islamist shit-pile and save the oil. Muslims all need to be culled.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-14 9:47

>>17
Al-Queda called. They'd like to thank you for providing them with more recruitment material.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-14 11:34

lol
who fucking cares?
just stay out of their country and they'll eventually blow themselves up

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-15 6:33

>>6
On his own people? Hm, I'd really like to know when and where this happened. Sure, there were the attack on Kurdistan in 1988, but the Kurds are hardly "his own people" as you say.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-16 10:13

>>17
Jews too. Their presence in the 20's started all this bullshit in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2013-09-15 4:33

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SO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES!!

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