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SEPTEMBER THE 11TH

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 12:37

Let's all remember September 11th by watching TV specials about the horrible tragedy and celebratin Columbine and Terry Schiavo and Elian Gonzalez and then look back on the time spent watching the OJ Simpson Trial and Rodney King and the LA Riots

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 16:19

I'm going to commemorate the event by flying a plane into a building.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 23:53

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I can't tell which is the better idea, >1 or >2.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 1:45

>>1
Well, I AM happy that Jeb Bush made himself look like a fucking idiot by trying to adopt Terri Schiavo.  He tried to use his power to stick his fucking government nose in to something that was a private matter and none of his God Damn business!!!!  And he >>>>FAILED<<<< In your face, Bush, you failing piece of shit!!! 

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-02 11:09

>>4

All life is precious, and God, and the Bible.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 16:57

Jews did 9/11.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 15:36

In Europe, November is 09/11

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 16:29

In Soviet Russia, 9/11 remember YOU!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 23:29

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-11 23:31

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 13:40

Oh sure, you believe every word of what the media tells you. You happily take what you're being spoonfed at face value. And why not? Why ever think for yourself? Everyone knows that a bunch of Muslims hijacked some planes and flew them into the World Trade Center. Everyone knows there's proof because of what the government says. Just like everyone knows there was proof of Vietnam, RIGHT?! Well, I'm gonna tell you the truth. The absolute, indisputable FACT of the matter. And that truth is that the real attacker is much closer, and much, much realer than any gang of innocent Muslims. Yes my friends, the REAL threat came from America's borders. America's oceanic boarders (specifically those off the coast of Amity Island, technically). A homegrown menace that has been hated for years, and ruined so many lives. Now, as the government lies to us about those tragic events of 7/11, I have only one question for you: can your heart stand the shocking truth? The truth that Jaws did WTC? How Could Jaws, A Fictional Character from A Steven Spielberg Film, Possibly Have Anything to Do with WTC? Um HELLO?! Did you know that Jaws is involved in over half of all whole grain-related transactions between the United States of America and Great Britain? And were you aware that the tackle company which set out to hunt Jaws down "mysteriously" went out of business after filing bankruptcy? Jaws-related profits have decreased threefold since the World Trade Center became active, moron. And are you aware that since the first bomb attack (by the FBI in 1991), whole grain transactions increased tenfold (making it a sevenfold net gain)? Yeah, I thought so. Jaws did WTC! Can you think of any creature more resourceful, more indestructible, or more incredibly handsome than Jaws? No, of course you can't. Jaws is the most powerful thing to hit oceans since deep-sea nuke testing! How could you be so blind as to think that he wouldn't do WTC?! Jaws was being funded by a slush fund forged with Universal dude!! The theme park ride in Universal Studios was established as a legitimate front for money laundering!! All of this information is available on the internet, where many many facts are posted every single day; maybe you've heard of it? JAWS DID WTC! You Honestly Believe that a Large Mechanical Shark Flew Planes into the World Trade Center. This is What You're Telling Me? If you weren't such a sheep never digging beneath the surface, you'd believe it too! People like you make me sick man, just doing your little jobs in your little cubicles, listening to your little 93.4 The Lite FM, drinking little frappacinos in your little SUVs! So sheltered, its pathetic. Do you even know about the massacres in Sri Lanka? How like, the Sikhs are killing hundreds of Israelis over there?! Jaws was also behind the bombing of the SS Cole and the sinking of the Lusitania! THERE IS SO MUCH PROOF! All you have to do is read it man, it's all out there. Jaws was also the secret weapon of the Russians before forging his own plans for international terror; why do you think we lost the Bay of Pigs?! The biggest part of the whole thing is the fact that Jaws is of course related to the Bush family.
Oh Here We Go... He went to Yale with George Bush Sr.! They were part of that Skull and Bones society together; they took a blood oath!! I have the transcript, and I'm going to read you the whole thing right now!! As a member of this solemn, dignified, and above all else, completely secret society of fraternal brothers, I do so swear upon the bones and skulls which adorn this room to faithfully, willingly and completely do WTC. I shall do WTC no matter what obstacles may stand before me. I shall do WTC no matter how perilous my enemies may be, no matter how long and hard the winding road may seem. I shall fulfill my obligations to our brotherhood by doing devoting my life to peace, civility and justice. And doing WTC. YOU SEE! The two were in bed from the beginning. Look up the Bush families stock records and you know what you'll find?? COFFEE! And what does coffee's net price directly affect? WHOLE GRAIN SALES! God, I can't believe how incredibly stupid the people in this country are! JAWS DID WTC!! Alright One More Time. A Shark. A Mechanical, Fictional Shark, is Not Only Responsible for the WTC Attacks, But is Also in Bed with the Bush Family? Exactly. As plain as the nose on your lazy, sheepish American face. FINE! You continue to deny the truth! The epic, sickening truth about that bastard shark who killed millions of your countrymen! You bury your head in the sand while cold hard FACT is paraded before your very eyes!! And on that day of reckoning, when the god that I don't believe in rains judgment down upon this dumbass planet, I shall stand fearless! FEARLESS! For I had the courage to stand up! To not be silenced by lies! To bestow the words of righteousness upon any and all who would listen. From Wal-mart to the common passer-by, I made the truth known!!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 18:34

>>11



lol

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-22 10:31

>>11
impenetrable wall of text

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-23 17:27

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-24 22:56

>>6

was this seriously a 4-year old thread or is there something I've missed in my meager year of lurking here?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-28 20:51

This place ain't as active as the image boards this is sad

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 1:05

Well why don't you tell the imageboard people to come here

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 4:18

Image boarder reporting in!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 19:36

Ok now spam /b/ some more.  The imacros plugin works well for that.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-29 19:42

Image boarder here.
For the love of god don't tell those above ground about the text boards

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-03 9:16

Jews did 9/11.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-04 8:45

>>21
Jews did everything in history. Including the holocaust. It was all jews!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-04 10:52

9/11 is a week from now
wat do?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-04 11:12

Alex Jones should play Deus Ex HR.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-05 9:27

>>21
Jews did your mother.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 13:58

SEPTEMBER 12TH 2001 I COULDN'T FLY HOME FROM A BUSINESS TRIP - NEVAR FORGET

FAA DID 9/12

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 19:15

>>26
In the no-fly days following Sep 11th, 2001, the bin Laden family members here in the USA (on visits) were allowed to fly home.

Think about that, America: While you citizens couldn't fly, the bin Ladens were flying over your country. That tells you who the real enemy is.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-06 20:32

>That tells you who the real enemy is.

Muslims and their liberal blood slaves!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 0:54

>>27
same with the jews.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 0:56

>>29
Israeli are pretty cool though.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-07 13:56

>>27
>>29
[citation needed]

NYSE DID 9/17 NEVAR FORGET

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 15:51

IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 17:14

facepalm.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-10 17:30

6 year thread upcoming.

Also, the BBC are marking the occasion with an epic music festival in Hyde Park courtesy of Radio 2.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 8:48

2011-09-11

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:30

Posting in a 9/11 thread on 9/11

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 13:47

Commemorating 9/11 by watching Four Lions.  Seriously, this shit is hilarious.  "Eyup, you unbelieving kuffar bastards!"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 15:23

I masturbated to porn  during 9/11.

And during this day on the tenth anniversary, I'm jacking off to porn once again.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 17:41

Commemorating by looking up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reichstag_fire

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 19:00

>>39
Did Muslims do that too? Wow.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 21:11

9/11

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 21:22

JEWS DID 12/25

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 21:54

>>42
It could have been sand niggers. They hate buildings and flags.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 22:15

<-- dubs check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-11 22:30

happy 9/11 guys

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 1:15

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Name: Anonymous 2011-09-12 3:38

Just put a new post up on my blog about the new September 11 threat.
http://mantasreview.blogspot.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-14 20:54

>From Wal-mart to the common passer-by, I made the truth known!!

We go ta- we go ta- we go ta-

We go to Walmart.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:30

CIA DID 9/11

VIVA ALLENDE

9/11/73 NEVAR FORGET

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 23:56

I heard it was a time traveling terrorist dinosaur that hates humans.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 3:50

>>2
you failed to live up to your promise!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-21 13:52

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 7:39

>>49
Hello, Stallman.

Don't change these.
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