Streamlining ecosystems

Every year many organisms are born.  Many stay with us for decades until a car hits them or they fall into streams and forget how to swim. Others are shot by hunters, who are under insidious amounts of leiglsation which keep them from reducing the organism population growth. Those involved in Biology must study and memorize countless volumes of organisms.

Why can't the government take a step to streamline the excessive number of organisms, taking out redundancies and obsolescence. The more organisms there are, the more the places outside of my house turn into a place with mosquitoes and bears and bees that won't stop stinging me. Like Canada.

It is a proven scientific fact that most organisms are not useful to human beings. Why do we have rats? Fuck rats. Streamline the ecosystem. Leave *maybe* 4 phylae intact. Make the Tree of Life look more like a Fork.

You fail at the meaning of "ecosystem."  We need flies, maggots, rats, mosquitos, bacteria, viruses, all of it.

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>>2
It is still possible to streamline it though. Who needs rats anyway. What do they do except spread plagues.

But obviously the ecosystem is more complex than >>1 described. The Tree of Life would be just a bit smaller.

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"It is still possible to streamline it though. Who needs rats anyway. What do they do except spread plagues."

Umm, you are aware that we do try but it's just really hard?

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Try harder?

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Why not start with humans? We make wonderful pests.

This topic fails

Don't make KUSO thread!

Hello, I am >>1's mother(and so forth omissio)

not funny