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If you were President right now

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-04 11:30

How would you deal with New Orleans differently?

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-04 12:30

IT'S PRONOUNCED NUKULAR

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-04 12:36

I wouldn't.

This is exactly how the country would like it to be handled, and it will continue to be handled the same way. We are not Socialists, we do not exist to help the needy. We exist to conquer and prosper. This is just about the finest example of that fact that I've ever seen.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-04 14:19

>>3
Nor would I.  Exposed Bush and his controllers are for the idiots they be.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-04 15:35

>>4

Fails at reading comprehension.

If you were president right now, then you wouldn't have done a thing so as to expose Bush and his controllers for the idiots they be? Yet if you were president, Bush wouldn't be... unless you're Bush!

Please gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-04 15:47

I would bitchslap the mayor and the governor for being tools. Then I wouldn't do things much differently, since the people on the ground are the ones really calling the shots.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-05 20:57

ID TAKE OFF AND NUKE IT FROM ORBIT

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 19:33

>>since the people on the ground are the ones really calling the shots.

lols @ blind ignorance for the sake of comfort.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-06 23:40

I would declare war on the Middle East

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 12:02

>>8
You're right, the president personally directs everything the government does! The entire apparatus of the executive branch is simply a ruse to deflect responsibility. How could I have ever been so naive?

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 13:35

You know, he could do a little more than say "Oh Noes it's flooded" hug some people and leave.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-07 14:45

>>11

lol... you make him sound like this "cart retrieval engineer" who works at the local krogers named corky... he does nothing but wail and hug.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 5:45

If I were President?  Well if I was Bush, I'd call Cheney in, if he's still alive, and issue him a blanket pardon for all acts.  Then I'd resign and have some judge swear "uncle" Dick in.  He signs MY families' pardon, and we all get on the plane to Quatar which has (suprise) offered asylum.
If "me" was Prez, I would have had the best person qualified heading FEMA and it would NOT be part of Homeland Security.  Yes they overlap but I call that--Backup.
 >>10
No, but he is THE person responsible, HE'S where the fucking "buck" stops.
>>11
It gets worse.  He's so scared he sent Mommy into the Astrodome. 
Mommy?  She just made it worse saying in effect:  "These people never had it so good."

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-08 11:26

>>12

Eisenhower would have done something different, Roosevelt would have done something different.  Take any president.  You can't say every president would all have acted the same as Bush has.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-09 5:29

>>14
Yes, anyone would have done it different and even I could have done it better

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-11 4:34

>>15
Exactly.  Everybody knew this one was going to hurt--bad.  Hell PBS even did a documentary about what would happen.

This is urban renewal.  The first no-bid cost plus contracts for  demolition and rebuilding have already gone to a Halliburton subsidiary.
The Louisiana National Guard is now rotating home, those that live, from Iraq. They have been assigned the "clean-up" (It's ya'lls own mess, Boy."), instead of a well-earned stand down.
Hey, it worked in Bhagdad.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-14 18:14

I would punch out the first nigger I saw.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 4:58

I would've told them: "You stupid fucks should just start building further inland. We don't need your port or your problems, gtfo of my USAnia"

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 12:38

Any town built under sea-level in a hurricane zone deserves it.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 20:05

What else are you going to put there?  Lemmings have to occupy their given space due to breeding.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-21 0:43

>>19
It wasn't built under sea level. They built it on sea level and then it sank because they stopped the Mississippi's flooding system that added new silt.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-22 6:55

build taller houses dumbasses. Either that or keep it permenantly flooded like Venice.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-22 10:20

Nuke New Orleans

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-22 18:03

if it was built like Venice, will it stand if a hurricane hit it?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-01 18:40

>>23
SECONDED

Name: Vinz 2005-10-04 15:43

>>24
Most likely he's only thinking about the flooding. I guess you could cover your house with mattresses on steel sticks to keep shit from busting you up.

Name: halr9000 2005-10-04 22:08

I would stop the offering of subsidized flood insurance where no sane insurer would write policies!  In *my* state if you can't get a flood certificate (i.e. land is not in the 100-year flood plain as determined by the U.S. Corp of Engineers), then you CAN'T BUILD THERE.

Dumbasses.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-08 13:46

I thought everyone agreed that it's possible to build levies that would have withstood this storm. They decided to spend the money in Iraq instead.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-08 13:49

Don't we *have* to have a city there? It's our largest port for a reason, right?

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-08 14:35

>> 28

Well... up until 48 hours before landfall, the director of the NWS was only 50% sure that it would hit NO. If you had X millions of dollars, and you were certain they would help American soldiers in Iraq, or 50% certain that they would help American citizens in NO, where would you put them?

It seems like an easy call to me.

Besides, if the US allows Iraq to become like Talibanist Afghanistan... well I think the only people who think that is a good idea are Talibanists. =\

sum-4-tl;dr peeps: hindsight is 20/20

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-09 3:56

>>28
We all know local civil engineering projects are the federal government's repsonsibility. And it's not like local authorities pissed away the money they already had.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-10 13:28

>>30
You seem to have some weird ideas about what's going on in Iraq.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-10 14:16

>>32

Hahaha oh wow. =)

Well whatever, if you seriously disagree with me, state your premises and your conclusion and lets argue about it. But I'd bet that the US leaving Iraq right now would be much worse than than the US staying in Iraq. :P

tl;dr? NO U

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-10 23:39

>>31 wins. discussion over.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-14 2:36

If I were the president I would assembly my secret army of invicible super ninjas with real ultimate power, overthrow the senate and declare myself as the EMPEROR! Then to take over the world with beautiful nuclear explosions! After that I would molest cat-eared kids all the time while shooting stuff and it would be a glorious time of peace and prosperity.

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-15 6:16

>>35
My viking pirate catgirls will have something to say about that!

"Yahhr, Skögul! Where be de mead ye be promisin' we?"
uhh...we...ran out?
"KEELHAUL DE BRAGGARD"
*mutiny*
aw fuck.

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