Where can I practice streetfighting?

I want to go somewhere where I can get mugged, but not shot.  I expect something like the Double Dragon arcade game.

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How do you explain the obliteration of the African-American going on at this very moment in New Orleans without admitting the simple fact that the U.S. government hates niggers?

There is no other rational explanation. I can imagine the phone conversation right now:

N.O. Evacuation Personnel: "Sir, we've gotten most everyone out of town, but there still appear to be about 100,000 indigent and poor peoples without private transportation trapped in the city"

Dick Cheney: "But they're niggers right? Good, smelly jungle apes needed a bath"