Since the dawn of human existence, man has sought feverishly for a hole to fill. Women have desperately sought something huge to fill their....minds...yeah. Both have cum up empty palleted and devilishly desired all forms of satisfaction. Bestiality and Pedophilia. Women were out getting action from the barn animals and guys were pumping away at their own children and the neighbors, if they happened to stop by unannounced. What is funny is some people's reactions like, "WHA! THAT'S DISGUSTING! THAT'S TERRIBLE! THAT'S A SIN! YOU'LL BURN FOR THAT!", type of talk which is funny considering that it's another human being that they are talking about...right? Oh, that's right, let's...for the sake of argument just call him a dirty devil and her a loose slut and that will settle everything, that'll seperate them from the rest of the human race...right? Well, in order to seperate them from their human bodies, you would have to burn them. Oh! This sounds familiar...let me guess...hold on, I know this one....rhymes with hippogrif... must be hypocrite! Yes! These fine fellow americans then partake in the lustfully repressed desires to smell searing flesh and watch popping eye-balls finally charred remains crumble like loosely gathered dust. And now we despise those that burnt these people...jeez, I don't know about you but I smell *sniff, sniff* the cycle of ignorance on the prowel. Shit! I myself have partaken of all manner of sin known to man, then I turned six, went to school began the painstaking journey of repression and self-defeatism that oh-so-many others have followed. I know what my sins are, but they are mine to keep, and I shall take them to my grave. What? Did you seriously think that I would ardently reveal my most secret of secrets, make myself vulnerable to snaut-nosed, key-stroking, jackoff'rs like scientologists? Cum an get me, bitches! I've got a trap begging to be sprung on your sorry carcasses. HAHAHA! I'll be roasting some marshmellow's by sun down upon the charred remains of all self-immolators. Especially neurotical Scientologists. I do have the science behind getting laid, but I prefer my own hands to those of a strangely hot woman that just wants to rest my balls on her chin and choad for a while. Plus, I get fringe benefits! No std's, no pregnancies, no commitments to stupid broads with no imagination and SUPER EGO's to match. I don't hate women, men, children, or animals; I just want them to remain in their place. Women, do the dishes and laundry; men, give me your hard earned cash; children, suck my sticky hairy ballzack clean, mom can help sometimes, but the dishes better be done first; animals, get in my BELLY! I have a hankering to SHIT YOU OUT! "Clean that SHIT up, woman! ...with your mouth!" I'm just fa'kin with ya'll. What? You didn't orgasm? TOO FA'KIN BAD, BITCH! HAHAHA!!! SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS AND PRAY TO GOD, THE NEXT THING YOU'LL FEEL IS THE DEVIL BEING EXERCISED FROM YOUR ASS! Well, how do all of you like that little rant? I thought it was funny, lol! It seems to be the way all humans behave, just those that do are more human and those that don't are what then...? I don't know, but I would assume that they need to get their heads out of their asses and start smelling roses instead of what they believe are roses, but is actually their own stink of SHIT! Yes, some people think their shit don't stink, even smells like roses. I've smelled ass, I've smelled roses; know what? They don't smell anything alike, and what the fuck is that smell? Oh, it's my own ass. Thank God I USE my senses to sift out the bullshit of ignorance from tommyknocking-lackies like scientologists and begin my own path to self-stupification. Thank you, thank you, you need only kneel at my feet and suck my sticky hairy ballzack. Thank you for your time, it was fun raping you of it. Dumbasses!