Dirty Sanchez with a Raspberry Suckerpunch

First you take any random girl that has her period, this is important. Now you fuck her in the pussy, and proceed to fisting her really hard. Dont wipe your arm. Then you turn her over and have hard anal-sex. Then just as you are about to cum, stop and spit on her back. She will turn around and you cum in her face, knock her out cold with your red and bloody fist and then you draw a moustache on her.

The Woody Woodpecker: When a girl is sucking on your balls,

tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

The ChiliDog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then

proceed to titty fuck her.

"Ray-Bans"
 
Put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head.

"DIRTY PEBBLES"

Dick-slapping a girl over and over again yelling out the phrase "Bam Bam" just like the cartoon.

New York Style Taco

Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box.

The Fish Eye  - - - - - - -


From behind, you shove your finger in her ass and she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what the hell you are doing.

tits!

test?

facefuk

lolz

Jelly Dougnut:

All you have to do is punch her in the nose while you are getting head.

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The Walrus
After spunking in a girl's mouth, you pinch the center of her two lips together and hold her nose. This will force the cum to dribble out of the sides of her mouth, thus the teeth of the walrus.

Raspberry Sherbet

You must first round up six transsexuals. Three of these transsexuals must be blind and pre-op, the other three sighted and post-op. These are male to female, or seeking to be male to female, individuals. Arrange the sighted transsexuals in a row of three, with the blind transsexuals at least twenty-five feet behind them, also in a row. Have the sighted transsexuals bend over naked. Then give the blind, defenseless transsexuals (the pre-ops) each the cut-off tail of a donkey, with a nail through the upper extremity. Then have them walk towards the row of sighted transsexuals all at once, and tell them they are playing “pin the tail on the donkey.” Once pricked in the ass, have the sighted transsexuals kick back as a horse would when agitated, being sure to hit the unfortunate blind transsexuals directly in the groin area. Have this occur repeatedly. After significant internal damage has occurred in the groin areas, of the blind transsexuals, free the sighted ones. Now, take the blinded ones and have them each ejaculate into a cup multiple times. After a sufficient amount of bloody semen has been collected, free the blind transsexuals.
Next, masturbate chronically until your body is completely drained of all seminal fluids. Immediately take the cup of bloodied semen and get into your car, before your body can produce any of its own seminal fluids. Take the cup of bloodied semen to a proctologist. Have him draw it up into a large hypodermic syringe and inject it directly into your prostate. The needle should ideally be rusty. Your previously empty prostate now contains the blood-rife semen of the three blind transsexuals.
Subsequently, find your girlfriend/boyfriend. Have intense penetrative sex with them, using no condom. Be sure to have enough sessions of sexual intercourse with them to ensure that your prostate is fully drained of the bloodied semen. Then, have them position the fucked orifice over a cup and recollect the bloodied semen, which now either tastes like ass or natural vaginal lubricants. Next, tell you partner that you have AIDS (which you probably do, being that you have injected your prostate with the bloodied semen of three blind, pre-op trannies. As they realize and cry over the fact that they are now afflicted with the HIV virus, collect their tears with an eyedropper and integrate them into the cup of bloodied semen, stirring well. Mixing well is essential to the subsequent freezing process. Place the bloodied, stanky, tear-rife semen into a freezer, and leave it there until the tears crystallize.

Next, go to an appliance store and purchase a small solar-powered freezer. Place the semen cup into the freezer, and close the door tightly. Next, go to a marina and purchase a boat sturdy enough to make a trans-continental voyage. Buy enough provisions for a two week trip, and enter the boat with the freezer carrying the semen. Make sure the boat is equipped with a harpoon. Then, on the boat, using an Internet-enabled mobile phone, find directions to whatever country is the most economically depressed/has the lowest standard of living at the time. Point the boat in the direction of said country and GO.
As you cross the ocean, which will most likely be the case, use your phone to look up the most endangered species of whale. Then, for the next few days, go whaling with your harpoon. After you have successfully killed said wale, remove from it 1/6 cup of blubber. Discard the rest of the whale (you can fuck it if you like). Immediately integrate the endangered whale blubber into the bloodied, tear-rife, stanky semen. This ingredient is essential for the congealing process. Add 1 tablespoon of sugar obtained from the leading human rights abusing sugar cane plantation, which I am sure can be obtained wherever you are headed. MIX WELL and allow the blubbery, stanky, tear-rife, bloodied semen to congeal in the freezer for the rest of your voyage. Upon arrival at the impoverished country, set aside the freezer and find a small, emaciated indigenous tribe. Select from this tribe the most starved-looking, depressed child, and enslave him/her. Force him/her to work a physically demanding, repetitive, and depressing job to generate money to fund your voyage back to your country of origin. Promise him/her that at the end of his travails, he/she will be freed and given the most delicious desert on earth, Raspberry Sherbet. Make your best effort to really get him/her to get quite excited about obtaining the sherbet, so that they become increasingly anxious for it over time.
After the slave has accumulated enough funds to finance your return voyage home, go into your freezer and remove the semeny concoction. Give it to the slave, who thinks it is Raspberry Sherbet. As he/she delightfully eats it, thinking that this is the best thing that will EVER happen to them, recline and masturbate to the fact that you have convinced a starving, impoverished, defenseless child to eat blubbery, stanky, bloodied, tear-rife tranny semen and LIKE IT.

The Blue Dr.Pepper

1. You walk up to a girl (with children or pregnant prefered)

2. You tap her on the shoulder gently and say 'Scuse me, M'lady'

3. Stab your katana softly through her chest (try not to aim at heart because that'll make her loose her love)

4. Ask her if she'll be your kawii sugoi waifu

5. Walk away carrying her body on your katana hung over your back like a real gentleman, if the children attack, its normal, they go on imageboards and hate your superior website

6. Ask her if she wants any limes

Dirty Mcdougal:

A bum grabs a half eaten sloppy joe from the trash eats it then shits it out in a brown paper bag, while having sex with a prostitute he gives her a karate chop to her neck dasing her while he has time to blow air into the bag, when she comes to and turns he pops the bag and the feces splatter into her eyes blinding her while he robs her for the money she made blowing old men and niggers.

Donkey Punch - The Sarah Palin:

When taking your woman from behind and just before the point of climax scream, "I see Russia!!"

When she exclaims, "Where?" and looks up strike her severely to the point of unconsciousness and complete orgasm.

Cleveland Steam Engine Mini:

When one farts in their partner's mouth, and then the other person immediately takes a dump on top of the midget they are sitting on

snowball fight

The act when a woman recieves an avolanche of snowy white jizz in her mouth, pretends to swallow, than spits a snowball of cum into her partners mouth. The man reacts by spitting back at her causing a fight. A smart man will use charm and laugh the situation off, encouraging a second sexual encounter, when a swift "donkey-punch" will be used to teach that cum-spitting bitch a lesson.

rusty trawler:

When a guy poops on a girl's vagina and then drags his butt up her chest to her face.

bannanus split:

peeling a banana with your ass cheeks and feeding it to your partner.

retarded eagle:

the sexual act of 5 males and 1 female.
one of the males penetrates the anus,
one does the vagina,
one goes in the mouth
the other two get handjobs;
thus making the female look like a retarded eagle.

Lucky Pierre:


The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck.
Also known as the French Sandwich.