my buddy Rodney

I would like to sing a song for my buddy Rodney, whose girl Laverne broke his heart and let him down; but what Rodney doesn't know, he's got every reason to feel so low, 'cause, Rodney, she fucked everyone in this fuckin' town. SHE'S A WHORE!!! When Rodney went to the ball game? She had your own ball game! She fucked the whole fire department! She fucked a butcher because he said he had the biggest salami in town!

I know all about you Laverne! You read Moby Dick because you thought there was dick in it! It was the only book you read; you ended up sucking the book!