Dennis Rodman

After a glorious civilization, the world ended in 2013 with Dennis "Nuclear" Rodman.
All he ever wanted to be was a blonde transsexual basketball prowrestling star, and we KNEW he was annoying, so we were just glad to get rid of him when he went to North Korea. Little did we know that he would be the first american that the North Korean leader Kim Jong-un would ever meet. The diplomatic relationship with America was carried out by the two men getting wasted, Rodman probably sharing both intimate secrets and GPS coordinates.

We all knew that Rodman was annoying, but Kim Jong-un probably must have thought that Rodman was a typical american, which is why he the very next day declared that he would use nuclear weapons against the US.

Once the missiles were in the air, both from North Korea and US allied countries, it was hard to know where they were headed, which just triggered more missiles to launch, including from China. Within hours everybody was at war with everybody, and those that didn't land, exploded in the atmosphere from SDI anti-measures, its radiation carried by the large winds, irradiating a much larger area for centuries to come.

Rodman said he's sorry. All he ever wanted to be, was a blonde transsexual basketball prowrestling star. Apparently that was too much to ask for.

This story is inaccurate. Dennis Rodman was clearly tortured and brainwashed. Why else would he leave North Korea with missing discolored hair, torn open lips and metal spikes in his face? Also China has finally come to it's senses and has joined the United States at the UN council to denounce North Korea.
This is a zero-sum game at this point. China and Russia are going to eat Korea alive and no one can stop them.
The evidence against the family empire makes him a easy target for the global military.