So it turns out that this nurse of a royal lineage died in the UK over some gold because he was freezing in Africa. So he evaded the TSA and climbed into the landing gear pocket of a passenger jet. The rest is history.
http://news.yahoo.com/uk-police-unable-identify-man-fell-sky-075423972.html
When Santa gives you GOLD, don't make CLOCKS.
MAKE Santa take the gold BACK!
GET MAD.
I don't want your DAMN Gold
What am I supposed to do with IT?!
DEMAND TO SEE SANTA IN PERSON.
Make him RUE the day he decided to give YOU gold.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I'm the man who's going to BURN your workshop down, with THE GOLD.
I'm going to invent a combustable gold block that
BURNS YOUR WORKSHOP DOWN!