It's like wrestling a hairless Saint Bernard, right down to the slobber flying everywhere. If you don't want a crushed hip, don't let her be on top. And for fuck's sakes, WRAP UP. The last thing you'll ever want to do is get the herp from scraping the bottom of the barrel. That's just tragic.
>>2
Sub-fuckall, that's what.
Hence sage. In every field.
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Anonymous2012-09-22 5:01
Do remember that one that had skinny legs, you know how some women have like normal legs but are like bowling balls from the waist up. Remember being able to pull her legs up while in missionary so I could hoist the abdominal fat out of harms way however this movement then pushed all frontal fat, along with accompanying large breast up under her chin thus increasing the perception of fatness. I remember thinking she looked like Jaba The Hut but she was a nice lady and was in fat girl heaven so I forced myself to think of something else so I could remain on task.
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Anonymous2012-09-28 15:34
So in the news today: October 1st 2012, some obese asian lesbian is being sold for 65million dollars if the guy can convince her to love him.___________________________________________________ Now here is my problem: I have a 31 year old son still living at home I think is still a virgin. He has a BA degree from Ohio state and still works stocking shelves at Wal-Mart. He spends all his free time playing video games in the basement. I don't even want the 65 million dollars. You can have him. I will even pay the airfare. He would be the perfect husband for you. I can't afford to have him in my home anymore. In fact, he is going to be homeless in 2 months from now because of his insolence.
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Anonymous2012-10-03 7:45
Most girls are fat now days so it is not hard to run in to them.
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Anonymous2012-10-05 6:32
Ever fuck a chick? I mean, aside from that time you date raped your cousin?
>>8
Huge. Think about those mini-soda cans that are for sale. It's a shame that I have a child who is gifted in so many areas but I can't get him to be independent. I'm not going to live forever. I need to know that my idiot son will be able to continue my bloodline.
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Anonymous2012-10-15 0:11
Kill the idiot
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Anonymous2012-10-15 19:14
Sometimes you are presented with a situation in which you have a choice: Am I going to “lower” my standards and bang this heifer?
Skinny chicks like to hang with larger chicks to feel skinnier and larger chicks like to hang with skinny chicks to feel relevant. It also helps the larger chicks pull in some dick.
Remember that these goddesses of gluttony's fat can go to the lip area. This creates an amazing cushion for you to insert penis into fat asses' mouth. If you have never face-fucked a fat chick, you are missing out on one of life's true pleasures.
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Anonymous2012-10-15 19:17
Fuck cows:
1. They r usually easy.
2. Great blowjobs.
3. You can do anything you want.
4. Did I mention easy?
5. Can make you a good teammate.
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Anonymous2012-10-19 17:49
Yum.
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Anonymous2012-10-20 0:04
Fat cunts r fine unless they r unclean - then they stank!
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Anonymous2012-11-04 8:08
I fuck the shit out of her, I eat her pussy, I do her doggy, I let the fat pig ride me, lick my dick like its an ice cream cone, Then I blow my load all over her big fat titties. I throw a pair of boxers at her to clean up with, and I roll over and go to sleep.
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Anonymous2012-11-04 8:10
I've never fucked a "10" but one night I fucked five "2's"