It's like wrestling a hairless Saint Bernard, right down to the slobber flying everywhere. If you don't want a crushed hip, don't let her be on top. And for fuck's sakes, WRAP UP. The last thing you'll ever want to do is get the herp from scraping the bottom of the barrel. That's just tragic.
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Anonymous2012-09-28 15:34
So in the news today: October 1st 2012, some obese asian lesbian is being sold for 65million dollars if the guy can convince her to love him.___________________________________________________ Now here is my problem: I have a 31 year old son still living at home I think is still a virgin. He has a BA degree from Ohio state and still works stocking shelves at Wal-Mart. He spends all his free time playing video games in the basement. I don't even want the 65 million dollars. You can have him. I will even pay the airfare. He would be the perfect husband for you. I can't afford to have him in my home anymore. In fact, he is going to be homeless in 2 months from now because of his insolence.