YOU MAKE MES STUPID, I RETARDED BY TURD FOR YOU, I SPEAK NO ENGRISH COZ MY DADDY LICK MY FACE, YOU SHOCK ME BLOWN HOLE!
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Anonymous2013-09-13 18:52
So you are implying that Americans are like the inhabitants of the planet of Krikkit. Fascinating.
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The sky above Krikkit was completely censored, and thus the people of Krikkit led insular lives and never realised the existence of the Universe. With the population thus prepared, Hactar, disintegrated but still functional, built and crashed a model spaceship onto Krikkit in order to introduce its inhabitants to the concept of the Universe. Secretly guided by Hactar, the Krikkiters built their first spaceship, Krikkit One, penetrated the dust cloud, and surveyed the Universe before them. Unbeknownst to the Krikkiters, Hactar had been subliminally conditioning their minds to the point where they could not accept a Universe into their world view with the intention of putting them into a similar mindset to that of the Silastic Armorfiends. Sooner or later, they would require an Ultimate Weapon, and this would allow Hactar to finally complete his purpose, something he had felt considerably guilty about not doing before. Upon first witnessing the glory and splendor of the Universe, they casually, whimsically, decided to destroy it, remarking, "It'll have to go."
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Anonymous2013-09-13 20:49
We know the US Government: Had James Clapper tell the truth on camera - to Congress to reveal public assistance programs everyone already knew about. Ignores every phone call that routes through the Tor networks thousands of times a day because America respects your privacy.
Legally purchases your public data from every major web company and nation (Facebook, Google, Apple, Microsoft, et al) and pays them millions for it. They put CAPTCHAS into critical software security networks. NSA employees use these powers to broadcast our favorite celebrities on TV. They have never performed economic espionage.
Collects flowers with our favorite US Supreme Court Justices and elected officials of a middle-eastern heritage by an honor system at the highest basketball court in the land. Let's serve the best software money can provide to customers who need the best of the best for a unbelievably low price! I love America.