http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2079465/Chris-Hansen-cheating-wife-Mary-mistress-Kristyn-Caddell.html
I was totally nervous because I was scared to death of her dad. I went to meet her at her home for a date and who else shows up at the door but Chris Hanson himself!
He asks me some bullshit questions and has the arrogance to insist that I'm the scumbag even though he was the one who trolled a elderly man to the point of suicide!
Chris: "She's 17 years old, you sick fuck!"
Me: "Duh, I'm 17 years old. Heterosexuality isn't illegal."
Chris: "Well then, you're both under arrest!"
I had the cash to hire a lawyer and I totally won the case.
This is what they said to each other:
"She was the one propositioning minors on the web, Sir. and Chris Hanson was paying her like a pimp does to arrange for this older woman to prey on these young boys on camera, posing as a 17 year old". The entire court erupted into a roar. The gavel was slammed repeatedly in hopes of calming everyone down; but it didn't stop Chris from pissing himself in his seat. Lube and spaghetti spilled out of his ass on the way out of the courtroom but the guards tackled him to the ground and tased him repeatedly. The tears made each zap more and more painful.
Suddenly this had became a reverse sting and Chris admitted to his guilt and the camera footage proved it. Because this was NBC, they paid fines and no one saw jail time; but I am now rolling in millions of dollars from the mis-trial and I couldn't be happier. That's why you don't see any new episodes of "To catch a predator" on the TV show "Dateline" anymore.