Name: Anonymous 2010-01-18 4:08
Recent satellite photos outside of the city of Quom indicate students doing math homework. it is believed that studying mathematics is in fact necessary for the production of weaponry, and, more importantly, nucular bombs.
Even though the Iranians have already long ago agreed to sign the mathematics non-proliferation pact, fear of seeing mushroom clouds in the near future has prompted the international community to seek crippling sanctions until math teachers can complete full inspection of the students' homework to search for weapon's grade math problems.
Though none have been found, it is believed to be possibly speculated by some guy that there is an intricate system of underground tunnels, missile-shielded, in which mathematics is being practiced for various purposes not yet known.
Even though the Iranians have already long ago agreed to sign the mathematics non-proliferation pact, fear of seeing mushroom clouds in the near future has prompted the international community to seek crippling sanctions until math teachers can complete full inspection of the students' homework to search for weapon's grade math problems.
Though none have been found, it is believed to be possibly speculated by some guy that there is an intricate system of underground tunnels, missile-shielded, in which mathematics is being practiced for various purposes not yet known.