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Is /newnew/ dead?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 11:43

I can't see /newnew/ ("World News", aka the board you're looking at) anymore in the list on 4chan's main page. Why?

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-21 11:50

Never mind - it can still be found if you check "show all boards (classic)" in the filter options.

Still, I find it rather strange that /newnew/ can't be found even when "show all boards" and "show text boards" are checked.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-22 1:05

It's probably just a glitch. Why did you bother wasting time creating a thread about it? Tell a moderator on IRC about it instead.

Name: !MILKRIBS4k 2009-08-23 14:55

CONSPIRACY

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-23 16:59

>>4
You're an anus!

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-12 17:52

Seems like this glitch hasn't been fixed yet...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-13 2:42

>>6
Go on #4chan and speak to a moderator about this.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-04 17:49

I HATE women. I never had a girlfriend and never will. The only times I got laid was when I paid a woman or promised her something. I'm never going to hold hands with a chick, kiss a girl intimately because we're in love, or any of the other shit that human beings were made to do. I guess that I'm suppose to be happy masturbating every fucking night. I'm a man with sexual urges and can't get with a female. I'm suppose to be alright with that? THERE IS A FUCKING CURSE ON MY LIFE. A CURSE THAT PREVENTS ANY FEMALE FROM LIKING ME. Oh I forgot, I do get interest from fat chicks and I'm not attracted to fat chicks.
I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm going to become the biggest asshole in the world. I tried the whole being considerate thing and it got me nowhere. If people can't handle my newfound harshness, then bring it on. BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
I get happy when I hear about some college slut getting murdered or injured in a hit and run. "oh she was a beautiful and talented girl, how could this happen." I don't know but I'm glad it did.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-13 12:49

This glitch still hasn't been fixed - WTF?

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-14 16:10

>>12
see
>>7

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-25 8:08

>>13

I've told the mods about it twice, TURD. And the problem is still there. Please STFU.

Name: Anonymous 2009-11-27 16:59

>>14
Complaining about it on the board will do you no better. Also, give it time you impatient heathen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-20 12:41

Still.
Not.
Fixed.

Even though I've told the mods about this problem 4 times now.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 3:48

>>16
You need to contact MrVacBob. He uses Twitter :http://twitter.com/MrVacBob

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-21 14:32

>>17
Seconded. I usually contact him via private message on IRC, but I guess messaging him on Twitter couldn't hurt.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 0:05

>>18
I never read those because they're just people asking to be unbanned and then quitting. Just highlight me in the channel instead ok thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 10:05

Just highlight me in the channel instead ok thanks.

What does that mean? do this on IRC ?

MrVacbob : Hey fix /newnew/ on the frames, Thanks!

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-22 17:32

>>20
Yes, that's exactly what that means. When you say his name in the channel, he is highlighted.

MrVacbob : Hey fix /newnew/ on the frames, Thanks!
That would work.

Name: Anonymous 2009-12-29 4:32

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-04 12:17

Bamp

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-10 13:21

After eating most of the calf I look at myself in the mirror. There is grease all over my face. And then I start to eat at random. I bite her little toe. It still smell of her feet. I stab the knife into her arch and see the red meat deep inside. I thrust my fingers inside and dig out the meat and put it in my mouth. It tastes okay. Then I stab the knife into her armpit. Ever since I saw it under her yellow sleeveless top I wondered how it would taste this good.  The wonderful taste cheers me up and I devour her underarm up to the elbow.

Finally I cut off her private parts. When I touch the pubic hair it has a very bad smell. I bite her clit, but it won't come off, it just stretches.  So I throw it in the frying pan and pop it in my mouth. I chew very carefully and swallow it. It is so sweet.

After I swallow it, I feel her in my body and get hot. I turn the body over and open her buttocks, revealing her anus. I scoop it out with my knife and try to put it in my mouth. It smells too much. I put it in the frying pan and throw it in my mouth. It still smells. I spit it out. I go into the next room. It smell of fat, like I've been frying a chicken.

It's been twenty-four hours now. Some huge flies hover and buzz in the bathroom. I try to chase them away, but they came back. They swarm on her face. They seem to tell me that I've lost her forever. It is no longer her. Where is she? She's gone far away. I've broken her. Like a child who breaks his toy. I try to use an electric knife to cut her body. It doesn't work. It just makes a loud sound. I use a hatchet. I strike several times. It's hard work. I strike her thigh. Her body jumps up. If she could feel, it would have hurt.

Finally the thigh separates from her body. I bite it again, like I would bite a chicken leg. Then I cut off her arms. It is even harder than the thigh. I use the electric knife again. It makes a shrill sound, like the sound of her shrill voice. It works this time. Her hand still wears a ring and a bracelet. When I see her long fingers I am driven by another impulse. I use her hand to masturbate. Her long fingers excite me.

When I'm finished I try to bite her finger. I can't. I'm disappointed. I put her hands into the plastic bag along with her legs. And then I see her face. It is still quiet. She has a small nose and a sweet lower lip. When she was alive I wanted to bite them. Now I can satisfy that desire. It's so easy to bite off her nose. As I chew the cartilage I can hear the noise. I use a knife to cut off more of the cartilage and put it in my mouth. It really doesn't taste very good. I scoop out her lower lip with my knife and put it in my mouth. It has hard skin. I decide to eat it later when I can fry it. So I put it in the refrigerator.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-10 18:04

>>1
Shows up fine on the Firefox plugin.

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 1:16

Name: Anonymous 2010-01-23 6:04

>>25
We're talking about the main page and changing the filter rule.

Don't change these.
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