Austria, land of sex dungeons

Vienna - A severely abused 42-year-old woman was held prisoner in a basement in eastern Austria by her father for 24 years, reports said on Sunday. Police also suspect an extreme case of incest as the woman also has four children.

Police began searching for the woman when a 19-year-old girl, believed to be her daughter, was hospitalized in the town of Amstetten, Austrian state broadcaster ORF said.

Police believe she and her mother were held by her own grandfather in a basement dungeon and abused but declined any further comment. Investigations were continuing, police said.

Their plight was reminiscent of 19-year-old Natascha Kampusch, an Austrian girl who escaped her kidnapper after eight years in a basement dungeon in summer 2006.

Austrian men are now officially more fucked up than Japanese men.

Face it, men.  The idea of sex dungeons under your control, filled with strapping Austrian fem-meat, in a sleepy Alpine land, is very compelling, isn't it?

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I blame Austrian house designers who insist that every home must have a dungeon.

I wouldn't say "insist".  It's just that the tax advantages in Austria of having a home dungeon installed are very lucrative.

The thing I love most about this story is that the guy actually applied for planning permission to build his dungeon. Did no one at the council see the connection? Mr. Fritzl's daughter goes missing, just after he builds himself a new basement...

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”

jesus christ again