My mom caught me 'browsing the internet'

She yelled at me for about five hours about how disgusting it was to do it. At first I was all caught up in shame but then I realised I was thirty seven years old and a grown man. I began to yell back at her, saying I was a grown man and can 'browse the internet' whenever I wanted.

She started yelling back saying that I need to get married or at least find a girlfriend. What does that have to do with anything? I have no idea either. I enjoy 'browsing the internet' and do so regularly. I do it first thing in the morning and before I got bed. It relieves my stress and I can enjoy new material because it's always fresh and never runs out.

My mother just doesn't understand. Could you explain to her that browsing the 4chan forums isn't a depraived activity?

browsing the 4chan forums IS a depraived activity.

FISTING IS A DEPRAIVED ACTIVITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANON MAH BOI, THIS IS NOT WHAT TR00 BROWSERS STRIVE FOR

>>1
fuck her is the only viable solution

>>1
Get her pregnant.

living at home at age 37 and getting caught is pitiful

>>7
=(

EPIC LOSE.
you live with your mum
ANDyour 37
AND you got caught.
fail.

>>Freals

FAIL

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stick it in her pooper

depraived.  not really a word.  even if you're 37.

I lol'd

>>14
I lol'd too. OP, you are 37... why do still live with your mother????? (and if you don't, why the hell would you be 'browsing the internet' if she was in your house?)

because she's a good screw

>>16
I'm starting to think that the text boards are even more naive than gaia.

your mother is just jealous because you get more cock than her