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Assalamulakum Warahmatullahi warabraakatu,
 
 
 
With Due Respect and humility We Hope This Mail Meets You In Good Health And Spirit, I Am, Mohamed Ali,A Sierra Leonia. Presently, we are Living As A Refugee here In republic of Senegal Dakar ,With My Younger Sister, Amina Ali, we are a Victim Of War And The Son Of Late Ousman Ali,The Assassinated Former Assistant Director Of Sierra Leone Gold And Diamond Mining Corporation,
 
 
 
Our Father Was Killed With Other Government Officials During Official Hours When The Rebel Troops Stormed And Raided The Mining Corporation Office At The Heat Of The Crisis In Our Country. A Few Weeks Later, The Rebels Also Invaded Our Residential Building In Which My Mother And Two Of Our Security Men Were Killed In The Compound While I Was Out For A Special Research Program And My Younger Sister Was In School,
 
 
 
I Had A Singular Shock And Trauma, Which Compelled Us To Flee From The Country To Republic of Senegal Dakar By The Help Of An Army Colonel, Who Is A Close Friend Of our Late Father,I Have First Degree In Marketing And Would Have Further My Education If Not For The Death Of My Parents. I Have Never Worked To Earn My Living Since My Late Parents Had Enough Wealth For Us.
 
 
 
We are Contacting You Now Because of The Present Difficulty we are Facing
 
Unfortunately our Father's Two Accounts In West Africa Have Recently Been Frozen.
 
However This Did Not Affect The Twenty five Million Dollars. (Us$ 25,000,000), Which He Kept In a Prime Bank in Senegal Dakar .For Now, we are Having Every Information And Document Needed For The Clearance of our fund in the prime bank Here In Dakar Senegal And we Want You To Act As The Beneficiary Of The Fund For Easy And Smooth Transfer of our fund To Your position in your country,For Investment Purposes.
 
 
 
You Will No Doubt Be Adequately Compensated With As Well As A Percentage Of TheProfit From Investment Of The Fund. Also You Will See To It That My Sister
 
And I Come Over To Your Country At The Earliest Possible Time. we are Making This Request To You With Tears In our Eyes And we Feel That Almighty Allah Will Touch  You With His Spirit To Listen To our Cry For Help And Answer us Without Delay. Since Our Breadwinner Is No More And This Is The Only Hope For Life.
 
 
 
You Positive Response Will Give us The Greatest Joy And Relief. Almighty Allah Bless You For Your Kind Assistance, We Have Agreed To Offer You 25% Of The Total Sum. Seriously Waiting For Your Urgent Reply.through this email  mohamed_amina_2@yahoo.com
Best regards,
 
Mohamed And Sister Amina Abu,
 

   
FROM THE DESK OF MR MALLAM TANKO.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA
OUAGADOUGOU-BURKINA FASO.
Tel. 0022676238522.

Dear Friend,

I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF Africa.I am writing to seek your cooperation over this business deal.In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of $14million USD(Fourteen Million United States Dollars)only , in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta,United States of America but naturalized in Burkina faso,West Africa and contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES) .

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be released unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately , all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you via your foreign bank account as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulate that if such money remained unclaimed after 5 years, the money will be transferred into the Bank's treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximum co-operation as a foreign citizen to stand as the next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

40 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner,in respect to the provision of a foreign account. 5 % will be set aside for expencesincured during the business and 55 % would be for me.There after I will come over to your country for disbursement accoding the percentages indicated.Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to the deceased,indicating your claims and where in the money will be remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of application which you will fill and forward to the office of the foreign remittance director of the bank of Africa. I will not fail to bring toyour notice that this transaction is strictly confidential and i will use my position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund. You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter on phone number:0022676238522 Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Please , visit the website below for more informations about the Plane Crash and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family,Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html

Yours Faithfully,
Mr Mallam Tanko
0022676238522

WINNING NOTIFICATION
Form:Mrs.Hana Maris

REF NO: MSW/56B-672GH/ES
BATCH NO: 4583JL/WIN/IDS
LUCKY NO:10/23/44/72/80
 
PROMOTION DATE: of 17 October 2007
 
FROM DESK OF PROMOTION {LOTERIA SHOP AWARD EMAIL LOTTERY}YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON 450,000,000.00(FOUR HUNDRED FIFTY THOUSA AND EUROS) in the first category of our computer ballot email lottery.
 
No ticket was sold but it  is to encourage internet claim your winning, the paying agent office:
 
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Mr.Jaime Sanchez
Tel:+34692473683
Contact Email:Financialsp@aim.com
 
Send the following to the claim departmen:Full names,Address,Age, Occupation,Phone/Fax no,Ref No,Batch No.Note: You will be require to pay for the issuance of your  winning certificate only.The certificate All winnings must be claimed not later than 30days;
 
Note also winners under the age of 18 years are automatically disqualified
 
Sincerely Yours,
Hana Maris."Mrs"
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>>5
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