Red Cream's Just Doing it for Attention

It's true.

>>1
looks like somebody got pwned by RedCream and can't stop thinking about him. Get a life.

Do the stains come out?

I want RedCreams tight ass so badly. By the time I am done fisting him, he will no longer be tight.

Meet me in Boston's Kendall Square, right by the T entrance, on Tuesday, Sep. 4th, from 630pm to 700pm.  I'll be the "bear" wearing the old Bruins jacket, and a red cowboy hat.  If you show up and call me "RedCream", we'll retire to any private place of your choosing, and then you can fist me to your heart's content.

Are ready to see a hairy ass quivering with gayjoy?

Wow.

As you might know, Gilgamesh is my wife in real life and has placed a significant amount of work into the guild and people are likely to respond why not give it to her. The primary reason is I intend to gkick her from the guild when I return home from work tonight.

As it turns out playing wow isn't the only thing she likes to do in her free time. I hear that she is often very friendly over ventrilo...very friendly.

With that said, I have decided not to disband the guild- the guild deserves to live on. I would like to just give it away....for free. Website, DKP, everything.

Whats the catch?

Simple really, I need some information. I want to know EVERYTHING. Considering Gilgamesh doesnt work, and I pay for everything, I have access to everything. Name your virtual price.

Visit http://www.dirtysonsofliches.com/ for my contact information.

Thank you very much and happy hunting.

-Demeter

Being unable to do anything due to nervousness and shyness, I break down in tears and run as fast as my flabby little legs allow me back towards the basement.

On the stairs, I trip over my chubby, smelly feet and crash down.

The impact of my immense weight and my wailing cries make the whole house shake.

The neighbours, freaked out by my pathetic wailing, start to come out of their houses, and one of them calls the emergency services.

The medics find me lying on the basement floor in the foetal position, covered in my own blood, tears, sweat, urine and feces.

I make yelping and grunting noises while my immense weight prevents my crushed, bruised body from getting up.

The medics, seeing my pathetic self, panicking and sobbing, struggling to roll over like a turtle lying on its back, are trying and failing to contain their laughter.

I start to scream and pound my meaty fists on the floor.

After 15 seconds, it tires me out, and I am so out of breath that I start to wheeze.

The medics, now doubling over in laughter, don't notice that my gasps for air are actualy sounds of myself starting to choke on my own saliva and sweat.

The horrid smell, the shame, the pain, the panic ... I feel a torrent of vomit rising up to my throat.

Unable to turn over to let it gush out of my fat mouth, I start to suffocate.

As horrible pain tears my lungs apart, and the slow death of my brain rips my consciousness to shreds, the last I experience of this world is the unbearable, burning shame, the smell of my own excrement, the taste of rancid puke, and their horrible, horrible laughter.

God I met up with him, and Redcream is such a tight ass. Correction an ex tight ass. It went up all the way to the elbow baby!!!!!

>>9
It's only Monday, you turd burglar!  YUO FAILSUCK!

>>10
YOU WHERE NOT THERE FAGGOT

>>11
What do you mean?  I just went home with a 4channer named "Anonymous", around 638pm (I checked my watch as we went down the stairs to the T).  Boy, is my ass sore!

If you were there, how could you have missed my big red cowboy hat?

>>12
Hey RedCream are you willing to let me stick my foot up you next time? Come on you know you love it.

>>13
Was that you?  Man, I could hardly keep track, you fisted, I farted, and then the sweaty and torrid affair was over like a tornado!

Ah, well.  Sure.  Bring a slipper next time.  I'll keep you posted for day and time.

Utter fail.

I love the the smell of your fart RedCream. I love the smell of your shit on my fist as well. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm

>>16
Hrmm!  I name you Shit-on-Fist.  Under big sky water shall you ride.

>>17
THIS IS NOT THE REAL REDCREAM
Why do you guys keep impersonating me? Listen,
that's not funny I told you I was going to contact the administrators of this forum. You will all get B&(banned) if you don't stop right now. That's that kind of thing that makes me sick of this forum.

RedCream is a real whore. I think everyone has had there ride of that train. but boy what a ride it is.

I am the REAL RedCream, fucken stop trying to impersonate me before i cry.

Okay?

HA HA disregard that I SUCK COCKS

>>22
Way to bump a five year old thread.