Lost a leg

TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) -- A Japanese biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for 2 km (1.2 miles), leaving a friend to pick up the missing limb.

The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, on Monday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier, the Mainichi Shimbun said.

He felt excruciating pain, but did not notice that his right leg was missing until he stopped at the next junction, the paper quoted local police as saying.

The man and his leg were taken to hospital, but the limb had been crushed in the collision, the paper said.

No wonder. What do you expect? Had he been 30 years old or so, he would have laughed it off but come on, he is 54 for christ's sake.

If there was a little Wapanese schoolgirl's outfit on the severed leg, you can be damn sure he would've noticed it.  Damn drunk and horny Wapanese cyclists!

WTF?!

How can't you notice it when your limb is crushed and teared apart from you? -.-

Is he SUPERMAN or what?

Does this guy have too much morphium in his blood? -.-

I mean when a bee stings me, it would hurt like hell, but compared to this ........just unbelievable.....

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That's because like too many Wapanese cyclists, he was stinking drunk on hot sake.

If I ever lose a limb, it must be at least as good to read as that.

"The man failed to notice that his ribs were protruding from his chest and only had one arm left. He was later quoted as saying that he felt a mild discomfort, like heartburn."