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Why do American people eat cows?

Name: Hindu 2007-07-31 13:51 ID:zkVDxb/b

I have no idea.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 14:39 ID:4Y9mgXDt

Because rabbits run too fast.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 15:05 ID:cYgHrNDS

The same reason the Hindus ate baby jesus. 

Name: RedCream 2007-07-31 19:12 ID:Bd9b4CTo

Considering how fucking deeeee-licious a piece of cow muscle is once cut from its body and suitably grilled to perfection, I find your sentiment filled with fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-31 19:46 ID:8J/SYzq9

Because we don't worship food.

Name: Hindu 2007-07-31 20:02 ID:zkVDxb/b

>>4
I puked.

Name: RedCream 2007-07-31 22:42 ID:YdgFPity

#6, considering how a dog would gleefully run up and EAT YOUR PUKE, it should be well demonstrated that tastes are a matter of taste ... except for the true generalizations, where dogs eat nearly anything, and cooked beef tastes great.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 0:45 ID:17lwALaJ

Actually >>1, Most American people don't eat cows.

They eat steers.  Steers are castrated males.  Cows have big udders and give milk.

:D

kthx

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 2:01 ID:sVJRa06G

Kobe Beef...Period

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 4:50 ID:VzAh/WRG

Beef is the best tasting meat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 7:13 ID:shWS3q0j

Also one of the most nutritious.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 14:46 ID:Z0xCVqLM

Ew.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 15:49 ID:qV/VsA4g

Thats like asking a Black man why he likes fried chicken.

Name: Mr.P 2007-08-01 16:54 ID:VzAh/WRG

Doesn't everyone like fried chicken?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 16:59 ID:j087rLYQ

yes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-01 20:48 ID:Heaven

Because we killed nearly all of the buffalo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 2:17 ID:kjCJXb6t

If its tasty, in large amounts, and comes from something with four or less legs, we'll try it. Maybe we'll even like it.

Soylent Green by 2012? Only we can make it happen.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 12:18 ID:wZaISPme

Depending on the country, we'll try any amount of legs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 14:31 ID:zncWqN9y

Because they're fucking delicious

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 20:16 ID:GpodigdZ

Because that's how Americans worship other people's gods.  By eating them.

We don't have widespread starvation in this country so it obviously works.  INDIA FAILS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 21:08 ID:EnAOV+ET

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 23:23 ID:vbm8zoEC

because we don't believe that people are reincarnated as cows.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-03 23:56 ID:6WB5l3Gr

It's good you cunt nugget.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 1:09 ID:w4B2bSQq

Cos they fat

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-04 2:01 ID:xHCfb9PM

Because they TASTE SOO GOOD (eats a hamburger)

Name: The Truth∴ 2007-08-05 22:52 ID:2XkH0r1G

>>13
Thats like asking a white man why he sleeps with his sister. Or why a white man has sex with sheep..
The world may never know

Name: dar 2007-08-06 22:20 ID:JYO5aVWQ

what

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