Visit to UN HQ

Country Name: United Nations
Languages: English and French
Currency: US Dollar
Law (as far as UN HQ territory goes): USA law with "international" flavor added to it and perhaps some New York spice as well (no taxes and there's a gift shop, though)
Security: Airport style (although Homeland Security obviously isn't running the show).
Dumb items: restrooms (stuck in 1950s), streetlamps (look like hockey/golf sticks or something)
Priceless items: piece of Berlin Wall, history, statue from extinct Communist country of man beating swords into plowshares, international-territory status, picture of dove from OTHER smallest country in the world, the Vatican (given by then-dictator Pope John Paul II)

You forgot to mention that the UN HQ was full of diplomats who make steady use of all the whores and diplo-immun-parking that NYC can offer.

i MEANT to say post office, not gift shop, although both exist and are in the basement.

the diplomats were there. They happen to use different entrances than the visitors do.

for the whores, I guess they go over to Ninth Ave or something. but I also heard NYC's going to attempt badly at tearing their sex shops down or something. Watch the seediness drift somewhere else nearby, lol

There is a covert retro bunker constructed under the UN building approximately 1000 feet below the surface.

#6, is there any chance of scaring the diplomats into retreating into that bunker, then we can use explosives to seal them in?  Just a thought.