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A message to the british bastards

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-22 17:57 ID:m7NwnqS9

Dear British Bastards & U.K. Insurgents,
The humble prophets of WBC are already receiving your vile hate e-mail full of filth and violence – very predictable – in response to the BBC’s airing of The Most Hated Family in America, about our picketing ministry to the world. For information and details see www.godhatesfags.com, www.godhatesamerica.com, and www.thesignsofthetimes.net.
It is a great privilege to be found worthy to be the mouth of God to this evil world, and to be hated for the name of Christ. Doomed america is full (over 2 million) of false prophets, pretending to be a “Christian nation.” Doomed america was founded in gospel truth, and God blessed and strengthened her. With time, she forsook God, and turned to herself, believing herself to be so powerful that she had no more need of her Creator. That was a mistake. Today Doomed america is swollen with unfounded pride, led by Bombastic Big Mouth Bastard Bush, whom God and his holy angels have duped into starting a war they cannot win. God is the #1 enemy and terrorist of Doomed america, and it’s too late.
God Hates the World (Sing to We Are the World)
You’ve crossed the line – you won’t heed this final call
Evil world – you’ve come together as one See your soldiers dying (See your children dying)
Oh--you claim God’s blessing you
That lie -- The greatest lie of all You can’t go on – pretending day by day
That the God of Judgment is dead and gone You are all a part of
The devil’s family And the truth – you’re all headed straight to hell! God hates the world, and all her people
[You’ll eat your kids – you hateful people]
You every one face a fiery day
For your proud sinning It’s too late to change His mind You lived out your vain lives Storing up God’s wrath – for all eternity
[The siege is coming – just you watch and see]
Well, you knew God’s law – but you disobeyed it all Spent your lives – chasing your lust and lies Serving all your idols Fag beasts and bloody flags Fires of hell are waiting there for you (REPEAT CHORUS) His prophets came – standing in His place
Your violent ways – you cursed Him to His face
Well, you will all soon realize The destruction’s drawing nigh You will all – stand together and fall
Meanwhile, you British Beasts and U.K. Eunuchs have had no claim to salvation or righteousness for many years. You cruelly persecuted the prophets whom God sent you, leading your citizens to flee your tyrannical so-called Acts of Uniformity, Acts of Supremacy, five-mile act, and similar outrageous laws against God. Indeed, at your hand Bright Shining America was founded. That was necessary to have a super power rise up – which was necessary to lead to these Last of the Last Days. That’s the one decent thing you Bubblehead Brits and U.K. Upstarts have done in your entire history. Most of your years you’ve groped around in thick darkness, including in the days when it was said that the sun rose and set on the British Empire.
Now you’re part of a cursed and doomed world and generation. Very shortly Christ is going to come through the clouds, in power and glory, with his holy angels, taking vengeance on them
who knew not God and obeyed not the gospel. That would include every one of you British Bastards and U.K. Insurgents.
So don’t waste your time lobbing your half-baked hate missives at us. We’ve dealt with the violent, vicious, bloody, vindictive, God-cursed Doomed americans on their mean streets for over 15 years. You twits in the U.K. are no match, and indeed today you are but a pale shadow of your former selves (when the British Empire covered one-fourth of the earth’s surface), because God has not blessed you in a long time. You are simply a raunchy little group of pagans, no larger than Oregon, who long ago quit pretending to believe in God, and who have given yourselves over fully to lust and sin. The only good news we can offer you is that you are not in as much trouble with God today – maybe – as Doomed america, and her false lying whore prophets and her “leaders.” But you have access to the Bible just like us, and you are responsible to know it and follow it. It would be well, therefore, for you to get a Bible, read it, AND OBEY. The end of the world draws nigh, and soon the words of the Apostle Peter will be fulfilled, where it is said, at 2 Peter 3:10, “But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.” Your cyber fits will change nothing. These immovable facts stand constant and forever:
God hates fags.
God hates fag enablers.
Therefore, God hates England & the U.K.
God hates the world
It’s too late to pray.
The judge is even at the door.
On the question of whether anyone in England or the rest of the U.K. has a chance of getting to heaven today, a few thoughts:
o For 99.99999999% let me just say, in the immortalized words of our beloved little Shirley: Not a chance poopy pants! So 60.6 million citizens of the U.K. are going to split hell wide open when Christ returns in power and glory, and destroys the world

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 19:15 ID:0BXY+zeD

Odin is sooo gonna keep these guys asses. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 21:53 ID:HtLVSm3o

Yes yes yes god hates you christ is coming yadda yadda yadda

I didn't even read it, how accurate is my assessment?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 18:48 ID:zHXZSuiy

well, im hardly proud of being british, softest shitty expensive country in the world if you ask me. but to bring it down to god fearing nonsense is well, laughable. people who live and die and even quote from an aged book full of fantasy idealistic stories are pathetic and clearly unable to think for them selves. a book so old and written before the british empire was as massive as it was, your quoting from that actually thinking your illustrating a point?

read that whole book. go on. tell me how much of it is complete nonsense and idealistic babble. if you dont think it is, your living in a dream world and you need help

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-23 21:23 ID:BSsHRPe6

If you read the bible enough you will see the God of the Old testament is the God of the New testament. There are plenty of instances in the old testament, God was hopeful of saving his people who gone whoring after other Gods. In the New Testament, Jesus tore up the synagogue where merchants were looking to make a buck and he also told the Jezebels he would kill their children. He does this by turning them into fags or schizophrenics. Have you ever met a woman that had to wear the pants? Look at her kids. Everybody has turned Jesus into Mr. Goober and that is not the case. If you were God, would you not send a tsunamai to SE Asia because of the child prostitution problem? Makes sense to me. Lets look at New Orleans. The highest murder rate in the US. voodoo appears to be mainstream. girls gone wild, wickedness and filthiness define that city. God turned that vile filthy city into a cesspool of fag semen and fag blood from fag anal intercourse. That was all God in those 2 disasters. Don't let your disbelief cause God to bring his wrath upon you.Repent, confess and ask God for forgiveness. It is probably too late but it will not hurt to try.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 22:31 ID:M6UYb3dq

>>5
Yes, everyone repent and worship the racist god who told the Israelites to commit genocide against another tribe and keep the virgin girls for themselves.  So they could rape them.

Why not worship Hitler?  At least Hitler didn't support raping other racial groups, he just wanted to eradicate them.  Even Hitler is more moral than the Hebrew God you worship.

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-23 23:10 ID:BSsHRPe6

Jesus confronted the like minded individuals you are referring to. If you were not so bible dumb and bible ignorant, you would know that rather than reveal that you are an ignorant pile of crap. Woe to you pharisees and scribes...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 1:12 ID:Heaven

Jesus approved of the genocides and rapes attributed to the Hebrew god.  You approve of it.  You are a sick man.

Name: big sombrero 2007-06-24 1:27 ID:co31sUWy

yeah ppl take religion too seriosly i mean c'mon ppl calm down now the good side of religion which everyone ignores supports morals and wat not so dont bash religion just because ur life sux <{:D

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:12 ID:zkYFKezP

I am familiar with Saul being told by God to slaughter a group of people that were enemies of God and he told him to slaughter them all including the infants and sucklings. This is how the Lord deals with his enemies. God does not have to accept your standard or your box that you put him in. Are you going to put God on trial for these things. Are you going to put God on trial for his wrath of Tsunami or New Orleans? You are silly. You will lose your life once in this life. It gets much worse if the Lord does not know you by selection. The God I worship roasts people in Hell for all eternity. Its too bad that they cant just burn up and feel no more pain but I am not the Creator. I do not worship him only on fear but also of his love. God is not a racist you nitwit. Satan is the racist because racism is a sin of pride just like liberalism is a sin of pride. It is looking down your nose. I warn these fags of their doom, therefore I am doing my job of loving them. If someone was walking backwards, you get their attention before they walk over a hole or cliff. Love is not kissing some ass and saying I am sure God will look over your adultery, lies or fag behavior.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 14:33 ID:Heaven

Lawl, you're such a christfag.  Go back to molesting your kids.

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:33 ID:Heaven

I HAVE A PERSONAL HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:38 ID:zkYFKezP

Christ hates fags. God hates fags. The Holy Spirit hates fags.
THOU SHALT NOT LIE DOWN WITH MANKIND SEMICOLON; IT IS AN ABOMINATION. What part of this are you having issues with understanding?

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:45 ID:N3EczwId

I LIE DOWN WITH JESUS AND WE SUCK EACH OTHER OFF AND THEN WE HAVE BUTTSEX BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:45 ID:zkYFKezP

http://www.godhatesfags.com/sermons/sermons.html

If you would like to hear me preach to you about your filthy sins check this link out. I think the first one you should check out is the sermon I did jan 2, 2005 and I explain the tsuamai.

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:48 ID:N3EczwId

Leviticus 11:9-12 says:
9 These shall ye eat of all that are in the waters: whatsoever hath fins and scales in the waters, in the seas, and in the rivers, them shall ye eat.
10 And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you:
11 They shall be even an abomination unto you; ye shall not eat of their flesh, but ye shall have their carcases in abomination.
12 Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.


THOU SHALT NOT EAT SHRIMP SEMICOLON; IT IS AN ABOMINATION.  What part of this are you having issues with understanding?

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:50 ID:N3EczwId

If you would like to hear me preach to you about your filthy sins check this out.  I think the first one you should check out is the sermon I did yesterday and I explain how my invisible friend Zeus causes earthquakes.


Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:51 ID:Heaven

COME UNTO MOHAMMED FOR HE IS THE TRUE PROPHET!

Name: God 2007-06-24 14:53 ID:Heaven

Hey Freddy, it's God.  Stop eating pork you faggot, I told you it was an abomination unto me.  Why do you persist in your sinning? 

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 14:59 ID:zkYFKezP

Jesus took care of the ban on shrimp and pork. The pedophile fags made up the law about eating fish on fridays.

Name: Jesus 2007-06-24 15:05 ID:Heaven

The pedophile fags made up the part about me getting rid of the dietary laws.  In fact, the pedophile fags were the ones who compiled that new bible of yours.

Do you think God changed his mind about pork being an abomination?  NO.  GOD NEVER CHANGES YOU FAGGOT.

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 15:06 ID:zkYFKezP

Lobsters and crabs are like cockroach innards who eat the feces of the ocean so the fags probably love eating that. Pigs also wallow around in their feces and urine. Fags also wallow in eachothers feces and they enjoy peeing on eachother and of course drinking semen so I can see why the fags probably eat that stuff every night.

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 15:12 ID:zkYFKezP

If we lived in a theocracy we would have to stone you filthy fags and filthy adulterers to death. Since we live in fake democracies we have to abide by the laws of men. also on eating pork:
1Timothy 4:3-5 Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer.

This passage clearly teaches that no meat is prohibited today. It is not unclean because it is "sanctified" (made clean) by the word of God and prayer. It is true that most cultures have certain meats that they will not eat. But this is not God's prohibition. I tell people that if they can thank God for it (1Timothy 4:4), then they can eat it. Pork is not prohibited by the Bible for believers today. In fact, the Bible teaches that those who teach it to be wrong to eat certain meats are actually teaching doctrines of devils. We need to be careful to stay away from such false teaching.

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 15:49 ID:zkYFKezP

No change on the fags. On the last page of revelations it still says fags are going to Hell.
Rev 22:14 Blessed are they that do his commandments, that they may have right to the tree of life, and may enter in through the gates into the city.
15: For without are dogs(fags), and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whoseover loveth and maketh a lie.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 15:56 ID:Heaven

Thanks to this thread I've converted to Catholocism.

Name: G 2007-06-24 16:36 ID:++UqPGV0

I'm Irish, does that mean I will be safe?

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 17:10 ID:zkYFKezP

Probably not. Ireland is part of the UK.  I believe the US has sinned away their day of grace too. Its possible that you may be an elect because when the last little sheep gets his or her calling the coming of Christ will occur. If you are an irish catholic you are damned to Hell for all eternity. Every time you put money in the catholic till you are paying for the pedophile machine, thus making you a fag enabler. Priest rapes boys is a serious issue with this demonic religion. check out my web site regarding this.
http://www.priestsrapeboys.com/

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 18:29 ID:Heaven

>Ireland is part of the UK. 

Ireland is a sovereign nation, retard.  The United Kingdom is occupying the North of Ireland.  God will destroy the Brits and all of Ireland will once again be free and Catholic.

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-24 20:51 ID:zkYFKezP

I like your ID you fag catholic. My roots go to scotland and Ireland. My Irish roots are protestant. Why would you want the bombings to start again? Just reject the fag pope and your fag religion and get smart by getting right with God. Your religion is chock full of fags and child raping priests.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-24 20:53 ID:CmyjaDfq

Reject all religions faggots and I may start listening to you. But while you ALL spout bullshit in the name of the "Lord", gtfo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 4:32 ID:PmOdztmv

Don't fret, Ireland will be united again when we all submit to the will of Allah and hear his final prophet Mahommad Peace Be Upon Him

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-25 11:47 ID:2k+tPNXX

It appears it is near the end of time. The anti-christ is here. He is the guy that launched a murderous war based on satan's lies. He says he is a christian but he is a liar. He goes to an episcopalian fag church that admits homo pastors and bishops.
We will find out who is right very shortly. Here is an interesting site to check out some theories
http://www.bushisantichrist.com/

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 12:38 ID:Heaven

33 AD: THE SECOND COMING IN IMMINENT!

40 AD: THE SECOND COMING IN IMMINENT!

100 AD: THE SECOND COMING IN IMMINENT!

1000 AD: THE SECOND COMING IN IMMINENT!

2007 AD: THE SECOND COMING IN IMMINENT!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 15:41 ID:6n+m933I

it would appear the maker of this thread believes in the bible so much that whatever sense any of us make he isnt going to listen. lets just be happy knowing he will live a shitty sheltered life, do nothing interesting, have sex only after marriage and with the one and only woman that he will live with perif. and when he dies nothing will happen. just like what will happen to anyone else. i feel sorry for him. FAG

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-25 16:34 ID:2k+tPNXX

Lets talk about how life has been since the US has gone whoring since the 60's with liberal know it all prideful jerks. Divorce is just as high in the church so most church goers are frauds. I am not. If there was no divorce and very few children being raised in single adult households, how much poverty would this country have? The black children are raised in single parent households(70 percent) They are not in poverty because of white racism, they are in poverty due to immoral behavior. Because of your pride, you are unable to grasp anything that I say. You are to prejudiced to do this while you label me as the same. I am just trying to warn you of the consequences of going along with the fag agenda, abortion ect ect ect. You ought to read the bible without your ignorant prejudiced views on God. I am not telling you to run to a church first because to tell you the truth, most churches are nothing more than whorehouses and will coddle you in  your sins as long as you chip in to the collection plate. You are walking backwards and a cliff is behind you and I warn you in harsh language. If I did not love my fellow man, I would just shrug my shoulders and go about my business. You are going to Hell and on judgment day your argument to Jesus as he starts to heave your ass in Hell that "I don't believe in you" is not going to cut it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 18:36 ID:ZIBuQMvj

>>31 Babd will kick yer arse!

Pug ma thon, Christians

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-25 22:11 ID:NVXMIW9X

>>33
IN AD 2101 SECOND COMING WAS BEGINNING

WHAT HAPPEN?

SOMEBODY SET UP US THE RAPTURE

WE GET SIGNAL.

WHAT!!!

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

IT'S YOU!!

HOW ARE YOU SINNERS!!

ALL YOUR CHURCH ARE BELONG TO US

YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION

WHAT YOU SAY!!

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO GET SAVED MAKE YOUR TIME

HA HA HA

TAKE OFF EVERY CHURCH BUS

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING??

MOVE CHURCH BUS

FOR GREAT JESUS

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-26 15:21 ID:KUlQKqV4

dude your just like every other desparate religious scumbag, not happy unless everyone belives in the same shit you do. people like you make me sick. you are only prooving how fearful of existence you are. its quite laughable. i have no problems with people being islamic, christian, catholic, sadist whatever, its when complete loosers such as your self think you have to push your beliefs on others. what is it for? the glory of your god? yourself? go fuck yourself you fucking amateur

Name: Fred Phelps 2007-06-27 11:38 ID:F4IDM1eQ

Psalms 2
1:Why do the heathen rage and the people imagine a vain thing?
2:The kings of the earth set themselves, and the rulers take counsel together, against the Lord, and his anointed, saying,
3: Let us break their bands asunder,and cast away their cords from  us
4: He tat sitteth in the heavens shall laugh:The Lord shall have them in derision
5: Then shall he speak unto them in his wrath, and vex them in his sore displeasure.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-27 20:13 ID:EpZ3QDDx

>>39
Words of man != words of GOD.

Protip: GOD has said fuck all since "GTFO of Eden"...

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 16:28 ID:vxAoTNRi

>>40

couldnt have said it better if i wanted to.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 18:30 ID:5rdTJ3iw

>>40
Wothless idiot !
Words of man = words of gOD.
Who do you think wrote all the shit ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 18:33 ID:v/QaA+zP

religeon is for fags..
CTHULHU FTAGEN!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-28 19:17 ID:vxAoTNRi

religeon is the single starting point to every war ever. if you look deep enough into the most complicated of war breakouts im sure you find it started with a difference in religios oppinion. human nature is sickening

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-29 15:00 ID:Nd4NtyRQ

>>44
This is a dumb post.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-29 23:58 ID:M+Uck4Xg

>>45
This is a dump post.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-30 0:10 ID:OSCu3p5C

>>46

how do you get the upside down b?

Name: God Almighty 2007-06-30 1:45 ID:WftHkEWF

Yeah, it's ok to be gay. I'm having a hard time figuring out why religious folks I talk to think it's not. Idiots..... it's also ok to be straight. have fun

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-30 7:55 ID:HZilNqJX

>>44
opium war

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-30 22:16 ID:a7+PeL/s

Who is this god you speak of?

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 7:32 ID:pwINBAHY

>>50

the god of blaring out fucking psalms from the back of a bible and thinking it is giving an important message i think

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-01 22:13 ID:zUBUoumS

>>49
Jews did that one.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 15:16 ID:aTuqnbw0

>>52

jews have done EVERYTHING XD

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 21:36 ID:BB9u3JMj

yes...blaming jews is always the best solution to all the worlds problems...good scape goats..

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-02 22:17 ID:c5X7eJmh

>>54
Until those aliens turn up anyway...

Name: betterthanthou 2007-07-03 1:31 ID:kc+7MiRs

Yes, until the aliens turn up. Then We can blame them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-03 5:46 ID:lkm9MqC7

>>54

jews belive the more oppressed they are something even better will happen to them, surely they could see this mindless insulence as a good thing then

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-05 15:14 ID:4AFIgoOw

fred phelps is a fag

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-06 23:56 ID:+rTumtJ4

Ender's Game (1985) is the best-known novel by Orson Scott Card.[1] In a future where mankind has barely survived two invasions by the "niggers", an negroid alien race, the world's most talented children, including the extraordinary Ender Wiggin, are taken into "Battle School" at a very young age to supply commanders for the expected Third Invasion.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-07 19:04 ID:9K7bFqlk

Let me see if I've got this straight, everbody who doesn't completely agree with every single thing Fred believes = faggot
Gotcha.

Poor, poor fred. He's grown weary of your superficial faith. He's turned a deaf ear to your lip service prayers. He no longer indulges you enough to care about the hate you preach in his name. Your God has abandoned you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-07-08 11:35 ID:vXVKw4pL

god can abandon whoever he wants. he (if something apparently so "divine" can have a gender)isnt real

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