HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. I WAS IN EUROPE, LOOKING FOR NICE BUILDINGS TO OBLITERATE WITH MY PRESTIGIOUS PANT WHALE TO MAKE ROOM FOR ANOTHER MENS WEARHOUSE, WHEN I CAME UPON A TESTICLE ENTICING YOUNG GIRL. MY MAMMOTH MEAT MONKEY IMMEDIATELY BURST FROM MY WELL CRAFTED TROUSERS AND COILED ABOUT HER NECK WITH ALL THE POWER OF AN INDUSTRIAL TRASH COMPACTOR. I CARRIED HER AWAY WRAPPED IN THE COILS OF MY WOMB WHOMPING WHALE AND ANNIHILATED THE INHABITANTS OF AN UNSPECIFIED BUILDING IN A WASH OF ZIMMER BRAND INSTA CHILD MIX. I ALLOWED MY LEVIATHANESQUE LABIA LAPPER TO LAY HER UPON THE GROUND BEFORE I THRUST MY MIGHTY MOTHER MAKER INTO HER YOUNG EUROPEAN YOOHOO. SHE MADE NO SOUND AS MY BEASTLY BABY BASTER IMMEDIATELY POUNDED HER LUNGS OUT THROUGH HER THROAT. I ALLOWED MY SIZABLE STIFF SCHLONG TO MARINATE WITHIN HER CHEST CAVITY BEFORE HER ENTIRE BODY ERUPTED FROM THE FORCE OF THE SHEER GALLONAGE OF WHITE WHALE PASTE THAT ERUPTED FROM MY MAJORLY MASSIVE MEATROD. HER BODY WAS OBLITERATED MORE ABSOLUTELY THAN MATTER ENTERING A BLACK HOLE. I GUARANTEE IT.
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Especially since they chose fucking Spain to holiday at. What the fuck were they thinking?! Even if they do find the abductor, murderer, whaterever-er do they really think the perp is going to be prosecuted?! Fuck! Spain doesn't even have extradition treaties!
GOD just fucked them in their poopers for being fucktards...
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Anonymous2007-06-25 15:50 ID:nAE4mPS8
Her parents are fucktards. Who leaves their under-10s alone in a hotel room while they go and eat? Shitty parents.
You're all a boonch of homos, no lives. On a more important note, fuck you.
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Anonymous2007-06-26 18:52 ID:sBtKDfkB
the funny thing is, shit like this happens alot. the media just picked a random kid to watch. good media if you ask me
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Anonymous2007-06-26 22:48 ID:i9knhTFp
>>21
Parents went to the media for "help". Too fucking suspect to me
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Anonymous2007-06-28 16:30 ID:x3Iu3PaU
have they given up looking yet? im seeing less and less in the papers. i think people have accepted she is probably dead or at least by now never going to be found. its a shame but if whoever got her (Shun Parents) theyve won.
Closure, and hilarity.
Because it'll be a rotting, maggot-infested corpse with copious shoe-beating marks, grazes and seamen pouring from every orifice, natural AND knifed.
although much hilarity would ensue from such an outcome, i bet she is being turned into a sex slave never to be seen by anyone apart from the motherfucking sick peedos this world has to offer
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Anonymous2007-07-05 15:13 ID:oeLFB3KD
lol shes even on before shrek 3 at the cinema, apparently she has mongeye disorder
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Anonymous2007-07-07 10:27 ID:/MO5idO4
She isnt dead yet you fuckheads.
Search in donkeynetwork in a week for a video whos name is yet to be revealed. She will be the star.
If "Maddeline Mcanne" was Black or Hispanic, we'd never hear about it (with exception of a Cuba connection that the current administration would want politicized).
She's buggered and bloodily dead by now, anyway.
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Anonymous2007-08-16 11:50 ID:ukqxB4+j
the parents did it, they said to the cops that they checked her every hour, but the dogs picked up a sent of dead body meaning she was dead for 2hrs at least.( in the hotel room) (parents were in restaurant)
The parents seeked attention over the entire world, even going to the pope etc. This is classic behavior of 'we are so hurt and didn't do it and to prove it we are now attention-whores.
you'll see...
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Anonymous2007-08-16 13:18 ID:fVFp3Fwa
Wow I thought I was sick minded for thinking the parents were playing on the abduction for attention, until I saw the comments in this thread, lul.
"Please find her... she's lovely" doesn't really sound like something you'd say if you're child went missing.
So, what do you think really happened? Did the father accidentally choke her with his cock during a deepthroat lesson, and in a panic he just hid the body and concocted this abduction story?
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Anonymous2007-08-16 16:09 ID:u4Cn/kYv
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yes, well actually the cops had 2 dogs, 1 for stench of dead and 1 for traces of blood. Both dogs picked up scent so my guess is he took her virginity, hence the bleeding part. Then of course he had to strangle her a little for god knows what sick reason but he snapped her little neck while cumming. The wife obviously was watching while masturbating with a Holy Virgin Maria statue. When both were done with the fuckfest the father held the child in his arms and brought it to a canal nearby (again dogs following the scent) (newspaper shit)
>>40
Yeh, I can see that. I'm surprised the Spanish CSI doesn't have you on the payroll.
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Anonymous2007-08-16 17:10 ID:u4Cn/kYv
>>41
well actually i have send them a memo stating what i just said.
No reply yet but i hope they hire me. i really want to catch those sick bastards for 'intimate' questioning since i have already bought a small doll and a Virgin Marie statue for a detailed reenactment.
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Anonymous2007-09-13 5:58 ID:mzpNuw7l
Your Deductive Skills!
Yeh Gud 1 You Fuckin Wanker, I Hope When You Have Kids Something Like That Happens To You!
See If You Find It Funny Then!
Sick Bastard!!!!
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Anonymous2007-09-13 9:56 ID:DN2lPc0z
>>43
My deductive skills tell me that won't happen.
Wrong.And from now on,every fag that says Spain and Portugal are even a little bit alike will get killed by a tall and fat portuguese dude called Manuel who walks around caressing his massive moustache and killing americunts.