Mr. Wonderful may run in 2008

Free Press: Mr. Wonderful, your plan to segregate taxes is seen as hateful and racist to the african americans yet 85 percent of those polled generally favor this.Would you care to comment on Sharptons label of the wonderful racist after hearing about your tax plan that would reduce white taxes in half in 2 years?

Mr. Wonderful: How many times is the boy(sharpton) cry wolf(racism)(Wondeful smirks) How can you take anything this guy says seriously? Look at his hair for God sakes. Remember Twana who claimed that white cops and detectives raped her and wrote racial slurs in feces on her??? We all know that our primative friends AKA african americans are experienced in writing naughty words with feces. They also like to hurl feces to express their primitive anger. Sharpton never apologized to the white community and white law enforcement for him whipping up a prehistoric baboon rage of hate and racial warmongering. I have been brought up to confess my errors and offer an apology for my unintentional goofs. I also thank my friends when they do find me in error. This is what Christian brothers and sisters are to do. Why does Sharpton have the title of reverand??? I believe my tax plan where blacks foot the bill for black welfare, black prison population black food stamps ect will encourage peer pressure to help lift these people out of poverty. I believe we are hurting our african american friends by paying for their failure. Do our african american friends appreciate our generosity? Let the successful black folks pay for the blacks that need a helping hand. Perhaps the succesful blacks can mentor these disadvantaged persons of color.

Free Press: What is the one issue that may stop your presidential bid?
Mr. Wonderful: Do you remember when you posted a picture of me vomiting into a street drain after kissing a 1 year old african american baby? That was the only time you caught it on camerea. I have vomited over 15 times while campaigning in 2004 after kissing a baby afican american. My opponent Dan Festler used to pay black hookers to come rush at me with a black baby to kiss. Then he was accross the street in a shop roaring with laughter as I projectile vomited on the streets of Atlanta. I have tried chapstic and other solutions to no avail.

During a televised show, a negroe named Kobe Sambo was the last act of the show. Kobe Sambo was going to demonstrate that he could type on a typewriter. His restraints were off and Kobe Sambo became clearly agitated by the bright lights and people howling with laughter when Dave Letterman made his sour face after experiencing Kobe Sambo's rancid body odor. Kobe Sambo gets out of his chair and starts swinging its fists upon its chest saying:"MY NAME IS SAMBO AND I AM ANGRY UGHHHHHRRHH"Sambo then put his hands between his buttocks and had a hand full of feces and started pelting the camerea crew with the feces and sambo started urinating and using its hands as a cup, Sambo started throwing urine upon the first row of the audience. Sambo started laughing and jumping up and down with glee while security tried to subdue Sambo with a tazer and Sambo made his angry face and once again Sambo starts beating his chest with his fists and shouting that "ME SAMBO MAD. ME SAMBO ANGRY" followed by shrieking and Sambo started hopping away using his front paws as extra legs while he hopped away. Security gave chase and this case was transferred to NYPD where we found Sambo in a soup Kitchen he was over heard"ME SAMBO HONGRY ME SAMBO HONGRY" Courtesy of the Bronx Zoo Sambo was subdued with a dart gun without further mayhem


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photo of sambo in the soup kitchen

who is mr wonderful and who is sambo?

It says that Mr. Wonderful is a potential presidential candidate who wants to segregate taxes.
Apparently Mr. Samboe is a low functioning negro who doesn't adapt well to bright lights and howling laughter.

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LOL! Great creative writing! Poor yanks sure have a problem with the darkies!