News Stupidity Snacks

The news makes me angry. Every where you look people are dumb as shit. Too dumb to be worthy of life. So dumb that they makesother peoples lives worse just by existing.
I think we should bring back W. T. Snacks. Not as a mod. But as a dictator. Ruler of the earth. He will ban all these retards from /life/.

You do know that the people you refer to as "dumb" think the same of you right?