OH MY GOD A LION!

A lioness at Kiev's zoo has killed a man who climbed into her enclosure.

A Ukrainian of Azerbaijani origin lowered himself into the enclosure using a rope. He was quoted as saying God would save him.

One of four lions in the enclosure seized the 45-year-old by the throat, and he died at the scene.

The zoo - which keeps the lions on an "island" protected by concrete blocks - was packed with visitors at the time of the attack on Sunday.

"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," a zoo official told Reuters news agency.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR... THE LOCK'S JAMMED! OH SHI-

JESUS CHRIST WAS MAN, OH GOD MY LION CAR IS FOR GETTING US GET OH SHI~

i love the sheer irony that he died, thus negating the existence of "God"

Um... that's not much of a negation. I mean, c'mon, don't you think God has better things to do than save suicidal agnostics from their own stupidity?

>>5

Man: I will lower myself into this lion cage, and if God exists, he will save me.

Lioness: >:3

Man: Jesus Christ, it\'s a lio-- GACK!

God: Lol, I don\'t exist silly noob ^^

>>1
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>>6

lol

>>6
Is this SSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPERRRRFAGGOT?

God wouldhave saved him if he(the man) wasn't doubtful of his(God's) existance by saying "IF he exists"

One less religious fanatic.  Hooray!
Some people really need something called COMMON SENSE.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VIDEO I AM WAITING OK POST IT NOW OR I WILL HAVE TO GO TO GAY GURO SITES AND SEARCH MYSELF WRYYYYYYYYYYY WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN BY THE WAY JUST RECENTLY OR WHAT THIS IS WORLD NEWS SO I DO NOT TRUST THINGS HERE TO BE NEW NEWS.

Google Kiev Lion

>>1
why? was there a purpose?

>>1
      I think the word for this is "suicide"

>>6

Man : I will lower myself into this lion cage, and if God exists, he will save me.

Lion : Rawwrrr

"One of four lions in the enclosure seized the 45-year-old by the throat, and he died at the scene."

Lion : Where is your God now ?

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>>1hah