PARIS, France (AP) -- Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blond fur, French researchers said Tuesday.
I dub it Ashley Simpson shrimp. A blonde bottom dweller of no real consequence beyond its appearance.
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Anonymous2006-03-09 2:03
well it is a completely new specie, but let us not dwell upon that.
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Anonymous2006-03-10 23:37 (sage)
I want to eat one now!
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Anonymous2006-03-18 21:15
mmm, food
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Anonymous2006-03-18 22:57
Dude it's the funniest shit ever! I banged this poultry in the ass and it struggled for the longest time. I raped the crap out of it, until it layed 4 eggs. I then dick slapped that bitch in the beak and it fell unconsious. It kinda hurt my dick, but yeah. Whoever is eating that chicken for dinner is gonna get a surprise in its guts. HAHAHAHA
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Anonymous2006-03-18 23:29
I hate Ashlee Simpson with a passion.
Everytime I hear LOLOLOVE on my car radio I want to kill someone.
She is ugly, annoying, and looks like a bird.
Even with that said, she can't sing well at all.
I think I can sing better.
If only I had a slutty older sister and a huge nose
Then maybe I'd be famous.
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Anonymous2006-03-19 1:00
Hm....I wonder...
What Ashlee Simpson had to do with furry lobster ?
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Anonymous2006-03-19 8:30
Wow.I am not suprised by this find and have always said,if one wants to find aliens,the deep blue sea is the first place to look.Can you imagine how many never before seen sea creatures exist in the world's oceans.Maybe intelligent life too.Who knows.
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Anonymous2006-03-19 20:06
I hope there's some reptilian half-man half-snake things living down there in spacecraft that double as submersibles, it'd totally prove all my dad's crazy overlord theories.