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oh great america

Name: Serentius 2006-03-06 22:48

02/03/05 "ICH"  - - No concept lies more firmly embedded in our national character than the notion that the USA is "No. 1," "the greatest." Our broadcast media are, in essence, continuous advertisements for the brand name "America Is No. 1." Any office seeker saying otherwise would be committing political suicide. In fact, anyone saying otherwise will be labeled "un-American." We're an "empire," ain't we? Sure we are. An empire without a manufacturing base. An empire that must borrow $2 billion a day from its competitors in order to function. Yet the delusion is ineradicable. We're No. 1. Well...this is the country you really live in:

The United States is 49th in the world in literacy (the New York Times, Dec. 12, 2004).
The United States ranked 28th out of 40 countries in mathematical literacy (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004).
Twenty percent of Americans think the sun orbits the earth. Seventeen percent believe the earth revolves around the sun once a day (The Week, Jan. 7, 2005).
"The International Adult Literacy Survey...found that Americans with less than nine years of education 'score worse than virtually all of the other countries'" (Jeremy Rifkin's superbly documented book The European Dream: How Europe's Vision of the Future Is Quietly Eclipsing the American Dream, p.78).
Our workers are so ignorant and lack so many basic skills that American businesses spend $30 billion a year on remedial training (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004). No wonder they relocate elsewhere!
"The European Union leads the U.S. in...the number of science and engineering graduates; public research and development (R&D) expenditures; and new capital raised" (The European Dream, p.70).
"Europe surpassed the United States in the mid-1990s as the largest producer of scientific literature" (The European Dream, p.70).
Nevertheless, Congress cut funds to the National Science Foundation. The agency will issue 1,000 fewer research grants this year (NYT, Dec. 21, 2004).
Foreign applications to U.S. grad schools declined 28 percent last year. Foreign student enrollment on all levels fell for the first time in three decades, but increased greatly in Europe and China. Last year Chinese grad-school graduates in the U.S. dropped 56 percent, Indians 51 percent, South Koreans 28 percent (NYT, Dec. 21, 2004). We're not the place to be anymore.
The World Health Organization "ranked the countries of the world in terms of overall health performance, and the U.S. [was]...37th." In the fairness of health care, we're 54th. "The irony is that the United States spends more per capita for health care than any other nation in the world" (The European Dream, pp.79-80). Pay more, get lots, lots less.
"The U.S. and South Africa are the only two developed countries in the world that do not provide health care for all their citizens" (The European Dream, p.80). Excuse me, but since when is South Africa a "developed" country? Anyway, that's the company we're keeping.
Lack of health insurance coverage causes 18,000 unnecessary American deaths a year. (That's six times the number of people killed on 9/11.) (NYT, Jan. 12, 2005.)
"U.S. childhood poverty now ranks 22nd, or second to last, among the developed nations. Only Mexico scores lower" (The European Dream, p.81). Been to Mexico lately? Does it look "developed" to you? Yet it's the only "developed" country to score lower in childhood poverty.
Twelve million American families--more than 10 percent of all U.S. households--"continue to struggle, and not always successfully, to feed themselves." Families that "had members who actually went hungry at some point last year" numbered 3.9 million (NYT, Nov. 22, 2004).
The United States is 41st in the world in infant mortality. Cuba scores higher (NYT, Jan. 12, 2005).
Women are 70 percent more likely to die in childbirth in America than in Europe (NYT, Jan. 12, 2005).
The leading cause of death of pregnant women in this country is murder (CNN, Dec. 14, 2004).
"Of the 20 most developed countries in the world, the U.S. was dead last in the growth rate of total compensation to its workforce in the 1980s.... In the 1990s, the U.S. average compensation growth rate grew only slightly, at an annual rate of about 0.1 percent" (The European Dream, p.39). Yet Americans work longer hours per year than any other industrialized country, and get less vacation time.
"Sixty-one of the 140 biggest companies on the Global Fortune 500 rankings are European, while only 50 are U.S. companies" (The European Dream, p.66). "In a recent survey of the world's 50 best companies, conducted by Global Finance, all but one were European" (The European Dream, p.69).
"Fourteen of the 20 largest commercial banks in the world today are European.... In the chemical industry, the European company BASF is the world's leader, and three of the top six players are European. In engineering and construction, three of the top five companies are European.... The two others are Japanese. Not a single American engineering and construction company is included among the world's top nine competitors. In food and consumer products, Nestlé and Unilever, two European giants, rank first and second, respectively, in the world. In the food and drugstore retail trade, two European companies...are first and second, and European companies make up five of the top ten. Only four U.S. companies are on the list" (The European Dream, p.68).
The United States has lost 1.3 million jobs to China in the last decade (CNN, Jan. 12, 2005).
U.S. employers eliminated 1 million jobs in 2004 (The Week, Jan. 14, 2005).
Three million six hundred thousand Americans ran out of unemployment insurance last year; 1.8 million--one in five--unemployed workers are jobless for more than six months (NYT, Jan. 9, 2005).
Japan, China, Taiwan, and South Korea hold 40 percent of our government debt. (That's why we talk nice to them.) "By helping keep mortgage rates from rising, China has come to play an enormous and little-noticed role in sustaining the American housing boom" (NYT, Dec. 4, 2004). Read that twice. We owe our housing boom to China, because they want us to keep buying all that stuff they manufacture.
Sometime in the next 10 years Brazil will probably pass the U.S. as the world's largest agricultural producer. Brazil is now the world's largest exporter of chickens, orange juice, sugar, coffee, and tobacco. Last year, Brazil passed the U.S. as the world's largest beef producer. (Hear that, you poor deluded cowboys?) As a result, while we bear record trade deficits, Brazil boasts a $30 billion trade surplus (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004).
As of last June, the U.S. imported more food than it exported (NYT, Dec. 12, 2004).
Bush: 62,027,582 votes. Kerry: 59,026,003 votes. Number of eligible voters who didn't show up: 79,279,000 (NYT, Dec. 26, 2004). That's more than a third. Way more. If more than a third of Iraqis don't show for their election, no country in the world will think that election legitimate.
One-third of all U.S. children are born out of wedlock. One-half of all U.S. children will live in a one-parent house (CNN, Dec. 10, 2004).
"Americans are now spending more money on gambling than on movies, videos, DVDs, music, and books combined" (The European Dream, p.28).
"Nearly one out of four Americans [believe] that using violence to get what they want is acceptable" (The European Dream, p.32).
Forty-three percent of Americans think torture is sometimes justified, according to a PEW Poll (Associated Press, Aug. 19, 2004).
"Nearly 900,000 children were abused or neglected in 2002, the last year for which such data are available" (USA Today, Dec. 21, 2004).
"The International Association of Chiefs of Police said that cuts by the [Bush] administration in federal aid to local police agencies have left the nation more vulnerable than ever" (USA Today, Nov. 17, 2004).
No. 1? In most important categories we're not even in the Top 10 anymore. Not even close.

The USA is "No. 1" in nothing but weaponry, consumer spending, debt, and delusion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 0:18

Is it harmful to hold in farts?
    There are differences in opinion on this one. Certainly, people have believed for centuries that retaining flatus is bad for the health. Emperor Claudius even passed a law legalizing farting at banquets out of concern for people's health.  There was a widespread belief that a person could be poisoned or catch a disease by retaining farts.
    Doctors I have spoken to recently have told me that there is no particular harm in holding in farts. Farts will not poison you; they are a natural component of your intestinal contents. The worst thing that can happen is that you may get a stomach ache from the gas pressure. But one doctor suggested that pathological distention of the bowel could result if a person holds in farts too much. And Dr. P. said that the effort involved in retaining flatus can cause hemorrhoids.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 5:06

>>2 Holding your farts may result in spontanous combustion

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 7:13

>>1
Sometimes I wonder why the fuck my parents moved here.

>>2
Eww, What the fuck? You fart?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 10:07

>>1 is obviously copypasta but the orginal author should have cited the orginal studies instead of whoring the NYT and ONE book.

"The United States is 49th in the world in literacy (the New York Times, Dec. 12, 2004)."

The 2005 World Factbook lists the US at 68th with the literacy rate hovering at 97 percent.  The US got beaten by countries such North Korea which has a 99 percent literacy rate (o rly?).  I laughed because a hell of a lot of North Koreans are starving.  I'm not sure they have the time to go to school.  Meh, I don't think 97 percent is all that bad...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 10:08

Damn my crappy spelling.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 17:15

bump just to piss off the americans.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 18:12

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 20:41

>>7

Have you checked out the supposed facts or are you just speaking out of your ass?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 21:12

>>9

don't be angry just because america isn't as wonderful as you think it is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 21:17

>>10

I'm >>5, you retard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 21:49

who cares. i just want to let them know america sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 22:00

"Women are 70 percent more likely to die in childbirth in America than in Europe (NYT, Jan. 12, 2005)."
This is more due to improper eating habits, obscene amounts of self-afflicted disease, and especially using recreational drugs for the entirety of the birth period. Face it, your women are out-slutting the French.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 22:22

Unicef's 2000 adjusted Maternal Mortality Ratio of the US is the same as France: 17

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 22:39

... The European Dream seems like an awesome resource for all your statements.

Name: zeppy !GuxAK3zcH. 2006-03-10 13:31

I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 14:12

"Twenty percent of Americans think the sun orbits the earth. Seventeen percent believe the earth revolves around the sun once a day (The Week, Jan. 7, 2005)."

If some annoying stank ass fag with a clipboard and a butt plug up his rectum came up to you in the street and asked you a stupid question, would you answer correctly?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 18:26

I am sick and tired of people JUST knocking at America and act as if America IS THE ONLY country that is like this. Hell, America isn't perfect, its a violent place with lots of uneducated people. Are you saying that your own country is perfect?? Cause there is GOING to be shit that your country most likely screwed up on.
So why don't we all put down our opinions and hate everything equally, its what God would've wanted.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:27

>>14
So I stand corrected, they're just as bad AS the french. That's something to be proud of? Great correction bozo.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 21:52

>>19

Nah, you stand corrected because you spew crap you know nothing about.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 22:22

>>18

Erm, the articles compare statistics directly against other countries. There is a valid reason people knocking at America. Americans are always like USA! USA! USA! Best country to live in, and yet the figures show otherwise. So there, even though european countries are better place to live in, we don't go bragging about it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 7:23

>>21

I'm American and I agree. It seems really immature to sit here crying about us "getting knocked on". Who is "us"? I didn't have a choice but to be born here- there's "freedom" in other places, other places are doing better than us- we need to improve. End of discussion.

Only whiny little babies are going to sit there acting like nothing is wrong when obviously something is. I think it's very telling of our country when we can't take critism. The numbers don't lie, here.

Your post was basically: "Let's just ignore the facts, never talk about anything and mindlessly hate each other and fight- GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD."

^^^^^^ It's this attitude that everyone is talking about ^^^^^

And frankly, I'm tried of being lumped in with people like you when I tell someone I'm an American.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 8:36

>>22

Well, I am not American and I am glad I am not.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 8:39

>>22

sorry, when I said "we" I meant us non americans. I don't know where you got the idea I was an American lol. I was just exclaiming why America is so knocked on. If America stopped being so full of itself then noone would knock on you so much. We look at you going America is the greatest!!! while ignoring all the statistics and facts, and it's kinda ridiculous sometimes. I know you guys are brought up taught that you are the best in everything, but it's fun knocking you down a peg or two once in a while.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 17:41

lol america

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 17:47

>>24

Oh then my position has changed completely. I guess it's other countries that are acting like little children. The entire "love for your country" thing is fucking rediculous. It's rediculous to even play that "my country is MY TEAM" game.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 18:19

>>26

lol you can't change your position just like that. AMERIKKKA

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 4:03

>>21

Which European country are you from?  Let's compare stats then.

Name: Serentius 2006-03-13 1:24

oh yah just did this for the facts btw moving to britian once im done with college here cuz america is kinda fucked up

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 5:54

>>27

I just did.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 6:44 (sage)

>>29
You are going to fail college due to your illiteracy, just telling you in advance.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 13:12

The creator of this thread wins. Absolutely marvelous.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 13:17

>>18

Well no other countries aren't perfect either it's just that you shove the supposed fact that "LAWL AMERRIKKKA IS ROCK UR COUNTRIES BOXOR" everytime you have a chance.

Name: Serentius 2006-03-13 15:05

Actually i doubt that very much its just im lazy when talking to idiots like you good day to you sir
>>31


Name: Anonymous 2006-03-13 22:36

>>1
Welcome to nuclear supremacy.

Name: Serentius 2006-03-14 0:29

>>35
you do have a point just like the jackass song WE do have the bombs but nuclear war = bad times like einstien said if WW3 is fought with nuclear weapons the next war will be with sticks and stones or something like that and if you dont think other people dont have nukes your sadllllyyyy mistaken

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-14 14:09

>>36
Actually in order for a world war to be fought, they'd have to have the technology to travel around the world easily and by then they'd probably have gone through the industrial revolution again. I hear Einstein was a jew.

As with all weapons, their good depends on who has them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 8:12

>>37
A stupid religious pacifistic jew no less.
A full world war would only benefit three groups of people at the end, Chinese & Japanese, white folks, and Indians (and only because we trained most of them to do our shit.) Africa will still be utterly hopeless, with no major enemy to fight the mid-east would self-destruct and become a shitload of backwards theocracies, and the southern asian states would most likely be shunned or subjugated by the other two. Korea would probably be the first exploded just because the US probably has missiles of their own targeting them and don't seem to understand such things as "wind currents."

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 10:01

lol americans are so stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 11:35

>>38


lol wut?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 23:40

WE ARE LIVING IN AMERIKKKA, AMERIKKKA, AMERIKKKA ~~~

Name: EvilSatanAZNGurl 2006-03-17 20:46

Amerikka sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 19:38

Amerikka sucks

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 12:54

heh..if it wasnt for america you faggots would have lost WW1 and WW2 stop whining nobody is perfect.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 14:31

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Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 0:52

>>44

Go back to fuckins Bush's ass, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 1:43

That was a nice read, but there is one point that is wrong.

>> Yet Americans work longer hours per year than any other industrialized country, and get less vacation time.

Ever been to Japan?

Name: Serentius 2006-03-23 2:01

>>48
good point we do get screwed compared to other european countries though they get 6 weeks out of the year as vacation. Compared to Americans only having 2 weeks out of the year. I know in Japan they always get there really early I dont know exact hours but i bet your right about the Japanese but still its pretty horrible working for all but 2 weeks of the year. I mean what the fuck im an american and i am pissed hince im moving to england

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-19 5:04

BUMPY BUMPY

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