I love this guy

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has told a huge rally of supporters that he wants to buy more weapons to defend his country from invasion.

Speaking in the capital Caracas, Mr Chavez said 100,000 Kalashnikov assault rifles already on order from Russia were not enough.

Venezuela needed a million well-armed men and women, he said.

Mr Chavez also likened US President George W Bush to the German Nazi leader, Adolf Hitler.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4682488.stm

>>7
My girlfriend is from Venezuela. Her brother had to carry around a piece of paper saying he was the son of a diplomat so that way he had no chance of being forcibly taken off the streets without saying goodbye to his parents and drafted into the Venezuelan military.

A forced draft exists in Vzla that sucks bawls. Furthermore, if you own two cars, the government can take one away now, and if you move out of your house and someone breaks in, it becomes their house.

Truth from the mouth of a Venezuelan expat who fled the country because of Pendejo Chavez.