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Solution to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-01 18:23

Simple: We (4chan) form a new terrorist group that targets both Jews and Arabs in the  middle east. We overwhelm both sides with such incomprehensible cruelty, destruction, and suffering that they have no choice but to stop fighting each other in order to fight their new common enemy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 7:19

How about playing Justin Timberlake music on loud speakers until both sides commit suicide?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 7:33

>>2
better

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 9:46 (sage)

How about saging the hell out of them so they'll leave instead?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 8:34

So the solution is to pull a Hollywood and make Nazis the badguys again? BRILLIANT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 2:01

>>1
Incorrect.

We should round up all of our furries and deport them to the middle east and let the arabs try to deal with all that yiffing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 10:28

I think we should just come up with a "Final Solution" for the Israelis.

Then one for the Palestinians.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 12:30

All sandniggers need to die ASAP.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 16:21

Nuke both countries.

Failing that, how about Isreal at least withdraw from borders determined in 1967?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-05 16:41 (sage)

You guys think of nothing but violence. It must be all the guro you waste your days fapping away to. I think the perfect solution is the dose the water supply with LSD. Also, drop kegs over the middle east. And perhaps more importantly, get George W. back on crack and booze so we can get a real president whose foreign policy does not consist of one provocation after another.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-20 16:56

JEWS DID WTC AMIRITE?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-20 17:18

>>11
NO FBI DID LOL

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-22 3:48

Vote Yes on proposition 4chan4president!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 13:05

>>1

time machine

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-26 17:43

>>10
WINS THE INTERNETS!!!

Name: anonymouse 2006-02-27 14:32

>>10
how about we just send you over there to do the talking, so everyone around the world can see your kisser on a poll. That would be provocative

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-01 20:39

>>1
Solution: Massive bombardment with neutron bombs; pave over holy sites and legalize pedophilia.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-02 10:42

VIPPERS NEVER PULL OUT

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-03 22:32

>>17
ha ha best response yet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-04 0:38

>>10


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