Christians. WHO BAD?

I don't know where this would go, but considering the world these days...

So, Christians...question:

WHO BAD?

WHO LIED?

Why did God say that the fruit of knowledge would surely kill us? Why is it when the snake offered Eve the fruit and Eve- the fruit to Adam...that we didn't die? You do realize that if Eve didn't eat the fruit, we human beings wouldn't be here, right?  Tell me something else...you do understand that your religion is strictly against mankind's progress on earth, don't you?

LOL ARE THERE EVEN ANY CHRISTIANS ON FOUR CHAN?

I have pondered this many times.  In the story, if humans never had thw knowledge of good and evil, they would essentially be animals, not having an idea of sin.  This would make them living on a terrestrial heaven, as sin would be impossible because no one has the concept of sin (though they could still commit what we would consider sin).  If God knowingly wanted humans to have the concept of sin, why make a "perfect" place called Heaven?  Damn book is full of plot holes.