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Gov. Bush & his mystical buddy

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-21 0:46

I think they're just laughing at us now because they know they'll be elected anyway.

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After more than an hour of solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.

Here are Bush's words, spoken before hundreds of lawmakers and politicians:
''Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society.

''I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.''

Bush then unsheathed a golden sword and gave it to Rubio as a gift.

''I'm going to bestow to you the sword of a great conservative warrior,'' he said, as the crowd roared.

The crowd, however, could be excused for not understanding Bush's enigmatic foray into the realm of Eastern mysticism.

We're here to help.

In a 1989 Washington Post article on the politics of tennis, former President George Bush was quoted as threatening to ''unleash Chang'' as a means of intimidating other players.

The saying was apparently quite popular with Gov. Bush's father, and referred to a legendary warrior named Chang who was called upon to settle political disputes in Chinese dynasties of yore.

The phrase has evolved, under Gov. Jeb Bush's use, to mean the need to fix conflicts or disagreements over an issue. Faced with a stalemate, the governor apparently "unleashes Chang" as a rhetorical device, signaling it's time to stop arguing and start agreeing.

No word on if Rubio will unleash Chang, or the sword, as he faces squabbles in the future.

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Name: Anonymous 2005-09-21 4:15

Why the fuck would anyone want to vote for Jeb Bush? He's a squishy conservative at best. Besides, he reminds me of that grandfather from The Munsters.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-21 16:08

>>2
Because they are a patriot you fucking left wing bastard.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-21 17:20

Patriotism is worthless and gets you nowhere.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-22 6:16

>>4
And is the last refuge of scoundrels! See: Unca Joe.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-23 5:50

Don't know about mystical buddies but all the Bushes including the little shrub got a booze problem.  They say he's been shit faced since July.  To review:
A binge-drinking socicopath has the launch codes.
The Vice President is on life support.
Condi's out buying shoes.
Next in line is like, Paris Hilton?

The End Times are so fuckin funny

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-26 3:44

>>6
Uh, the older Bush hasn't drank in decades. And Cheney was on life support because he was having fucking surgery. gb2/du/

Name: Vinz 2005-09-26 8:51

>>7
Seriously, why is everyone hating on Cheney and Condi? If we're only supposed to hate on stupid people in the administration, we should be making fun of the people Bush has appointed, not the people who've had positions in the party since they were like, teens or something. If they do anything stupid they know how to cover it up effectively. Not so with the Bushes, Quayles, and Browns of the Rep party. Let's get Cheney and Rumsfeld on shady backroom deals instead of OMG U RETHUGIKANS R ALL SO STOOPID.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-21 0:43

THE NEED FOR WEED

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a MUST be legalized.

BB
Code MASTERS smoke WEED!

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-08 15:51

1. Condi was - is - a hollow reed, a faceless thing now defunct. History will not record her comings or her goings. For a party so apparently against tokenism, she was the double token. Shame on you all.

2. I love how patriots - particularly Republicans - cannot spell or use grammar in the advancement of their cause. Their first act of "patriotism" (a "virtue of the vicious" according to Oscar Wilde) should be either to stop writing or to purchase White&Strunks.

3. Cheney is a cunt and his pernicious hold over GWB lasted until the dieing days of the latter's presidency. It was only then that GWB began to throw off his shackles, get out from under the oedipean shadow of Cheney. Pointedly, GWB did not pardon 'Scooter' Libby, despite Cheney's many personal appeals.

I find it hard to forgive Cheney. He has tarnished the reputation of the US of A almost beyond redemption. He took a bright and shining hope - he took my bright and shining hope - and blackened it with the detritus of despair, the counsel of torture, the bleakness of "attack first". The poison he has freighted these long years runs hard and deep, filters into all he touches. This poison will take a long time to purge. And still he defends his "achievements". I hope he finds something in his heart which will brighten his days. I really do. But I doubt it.

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