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Kenyan, 73, kills leopard with bare hands

Name: LordAnubis !hjCZxCPyg2 2005-06-27 17:59

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/

NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

Peasant farmer Daniel M’Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

M’Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal’s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

“It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,” he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

M’Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

“This guy is very lucky to be alive,” Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-30 8:04

Stupid faggot, killing a precious animal, not understanding he was very well less worth than the leopard. I wish he had lost and died. (Note: Seriously.)

Name: Anonymous 2005-06-30 15:44

>>2 is proof that humans will go extinct soon

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-02 5:16

>>2 Leopards are among the most numerous of big cats.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-02 23:18

>>2

fails it

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-03 13:30

>>3
Don't tell me there's still hope for the rest of the world!? You made my day.

>>4
Even so, 1 leopard is worth 5~10 units of scum. And by the description, that old man looks like one unit of scum.

>>5
I'd like to see what would remain of that man if he had failed it XD

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 0:32

Shut the hell up.  Nobody cares about animals.  What do they provide to us?  NOTHING.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-05 19:23

>>7
truth

Name: mizukami 2005-07-05 23:25

>>7
I love animals. They taste good!

Seriously, I just think this old dude rocks. It's like those old asian kung fu masters who invent "Got the cat's tongue" techniques. Not bad for someone who probably makes less than a dollar a day.

I could care less about the leopard tho. Sure, they might be an endangered species or something (?? is it ??) but what are you gonna do when spotty poo runs wild on u?

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-06 23:31

They're not endangered.  Like I said, they're the most numerous of big cats.

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-11 12:21

>>7
teh sex, foo'

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-11 22:08

LEOPWNED

Name: Anonymous 2005-07-13 0:30

Someone find a goddamn picture of this guy! Get those journalists back out there!

Name: Sonju 2005-08-23 7:30

Lol mto >>2 you seriously need a life man I mean he didn't even shoot it he fought it bare handedly you have no right it was a perfect even match man vs beast and I have to say your an idiot :3

Name: Vinz 2005-08-23 18:06

I am dismayed nobody still found a picture. All my efforts have been fruitless as well... Hey this could be a new hit Fox show! This could also slap down Jack Thompson a notch. "HEY check this out, he performed a fatality without ever playing Mortal Kombat! IN YO FACE PURITAN SCUM, WE WAS HARDWIRED FROM BIRTH FOR KILLING SHIT!"

>>14
Yeah, I always hated Spain for those stupid bullfights. If you can't twist him down by the horns you got no business fighting a bull.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-13 13:46

>>2 is DQN

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-15 5:13

Animals who aren't harmless (or can be made harmless), cute or useful should just be exterminated. Let's start with the god-damn crocodiles! They haven't evolved for millions of years! We all know what that mean, they're so intelligent all their evolutionary points go to their brain! I say we kill them now and safe ourselves the problem of them launching a surprise attack on us. They've got lasers, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2005-09-18 1:32

>>17
Yeah, but they taste good. You should try some. |:>

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-02 12:26

>>18
so stick a few in freezer

Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 0:50 (sage)

the old man wanted it more

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-03 21:53

Fucking hardcore.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 11:44

It just proves that black men are tough and strong. Most any white white guy would have run in terror, slowly.

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-27 12:59

>>22
or handled the machete properly

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-28 8:45

>>22
or tried to fuck it.
http://fchan.hentaiplanet.net !

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 0:30

>>21
HARDCORE FARMER!

fixed

Name: Anonymous 2005-11-30 21:46

Horns up to the old guy.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-26 4:16

If only all farmers were hardcore as him.

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Name: Anonymous 2009-01-28 22:48

>>1
PURE AWASOMESS AS AWASOME AS:
GO GUNBUSTER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPev44-UupU&NR=1

Name: Anonymous 2011-06-29 16:15

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