anyone like country music?

I met her incognito with Merv Griffin
I can still recall that creepy smile she wore
She was crawlin' through the prairie with her cobra,
and I knew that I would upchuck on the floor;
I knew deep down I'd stay with her forever;
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye;
But who'd have thought she'd freak out while in labor;
But that's the way that pygmies say goodbye.