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Faggots Who Start Bands

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 16:58 ID:H8qF4ZVx

I'm sick of fucking Emo kids who have never gotten guitar lessons thinking that they are gifted and could start a band because they learned power chords online, then when you show them a scale, they say "Uhh, I think this tab is fucked up." Or when you ask them to play a G Chord they say "Oh, I don't know how to read music." like they're special and not knowing how to read music is something to brag about. Anyone know any fags like that?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 18:00 ID:5xp0yGbp

far too many
i just rip off their low e string and hang them with it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-10 21:19 ID:dCZTXtBF

There's this girl named Jen at my school, typical Emofag like that. She "plays" Bass (Thumping the same notes over and over), Guitar (Power chords), Drums (She's decent at striking the hi hat and snare), and Saxophone (She just sucks). In her "band" all of the solos are the same five notes mixed together. She told me about a song they were recording. I ask "What key is it in?" she says "WTF are you talking about".

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-11 1:17 ID:WwR/HSW5

ITT angry band nerds

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 10:09 ID:mQ7p8h5d

There not actually emo tho, they just think they are. there rly just skater fags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-12 14:44 ID:T9x01EiA

Fuckin Looser emos, they're all little rich kids, who doesn't know
 what to do, because theirs family gives them everything.They are
 just bored to death, and think everybody else hates them.  oh, and theirs hair style is the fucking funnyest&miserable in this whole world that I ever seen.LOL  XD

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 2:17 ID:+GoApuE/

Negro plz

Emo kids are hawt
Im emo, I love emo guys, girls too!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-14 3:48 ID:tD50W0eq

>>7
Hurry up and kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 3:28 ID:MT9LAIgV

It's not just emo though, all sorts of wankers who think they're musicians and don't know what a fucking scale is. All these kids who think punk is making a comeback, too. Don't realise that every song ever is written by someone with a degree in music theory.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 19:49 ID:UOgdlRT8

Oh please.
Emo?
The music sucks, the people sucks, fucking everything that has to do with emo, just plain sucks.

I would rather listen to two stray alleys cats have sex than listen to that shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 20:13 ID:Rdc1U+73

OVER NINE THOUSAND'D. AND LET ME JUST ADD: THOSE FUCKIN FUCKS ARE FUCKIN UP ONLY LAWD FUCKIN KNOWS FUCKIN WHAT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 22:50 ID:lQW+3zOj

i can barely read music, the only chords are these 2 that are played as arpeggios in a dissection song, and i don't know the difference between a major and a minor scale, but i'm far from emo, and can actually play some decent riffs.

Name: Lady 2007-09-16 18:02 ID:ykgPki5p

They're just upset that the blood flow in their crotch has come to a stop so they can't cut themselves down there no mo'/ D:

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 20:08 ID:8Q8wo3v/

>>9

last sentence = epic fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 21:45 ID:EZpzHrUP

Just the word "emo" makes me sick. ><

Name: sendeshi 2007-09-17 11:43 ID:gp/g9vxe

>>15

got that right

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 9:04 ID:v+Oq91fp

yeah, the cunts are infesting Adelaide, it's like 90% talentless screamo...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 9:43 ID:WUQUOSoR

I hate teenagers who make their own bands fullstop. Worse than skateboarding.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 10:09 ID:v+Oq91fp

>>18
Plenty of teen bands shit all over whats on pop radio.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 14:33 ID:9UyKOMsP

>>19
Shit shits on shit. The result? A pile of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 14:52 ID:wdWguAFH

>>20
I'm not talking about shit bands.  I'm talking about decent bands.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 17:27 ID:9UyKOMsP

>>21
No you're not your withered up cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 23:13 ID:gmbzUMGz

>>22
Withered up cunt... What the fuck is that supposed to mean?  I'm not old...

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 0:44 ID:B11fpjps

I don't know how to read music, but if you either tell me what key its in or play something I can play along with it no problem.

I play bass. I see people playing shitty bass or guitar in a music store and all I see is epic fail.

Name: [saga] 2007-09-21 9:28 ID:BVLLKtJP

HAY I WANT TO START AN INANE THREAD SPRINKLED WITH PEJORATIVES AND IDIOCY

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 17:42 ID:Kor35j4X

As far as being able to read music or know what note your playing, I don't think that has anything to do with making good music. I'm pretty sure that Johnny Ramone didn't know what the hell notes he was playing, much less Dee Dee Ramone, but even still the Ramones released 4 excellent and highly influential/groundbreaking albums within the first four years of their formation.

All power chords. All infinitely better than Led Zepplin.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 22:13 ID:+FPjPer/

I play drums and trumpet (ska, jazz, and other). I can't read drum music worth shit.

I don't think I'm godly because I'm good at drums and can't read music or anything. On the same note, though, I'm not emo.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-21 22:24 ID:IRr6G3AH

God, I hate my band... One emo kid really screws everything up.

Name: Bill 2007-09-22 20:08 ID:r46pk4fB

lawl wut?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-22 22:16 ID:iCnYBrOg

I remember the creator of this thread at my door asking for guitar lessons. He was in all black, with really skinny jeans and a pretty gay looking haircut. I didn't know what to do, so I told him to leave before I call the authorities and closed the door. I watched him cut himself as he left my porch.

I don't know, was he "emo"?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 3:53 ID:xBXHDOqR

>>26

Too bad the Ramones sucked balls.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 21:12 ID:dDDZTxEN

>>26

The Ramones weren't better than Led Zepplin. Especially since their singer had the world's most annoying voice ever heard outside of a screamo band.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 1:56 ID:/M6H1nqM


"Too bad the Ramones sucked balls."

Guess I forgot I was on 4chan, where the average poster apparently listens to Dragonforce and awful music in general non-stop. If you think Joey Ramone's voice is awful, I seriously don't see how you can sit through Robert Plant.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 3:53 ID:nrUvAXkB

Dragonforce is sooo two years ago.
I listen to NIN because NIN isn't emo fagshit.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything

see? oshit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:56 ID:kz4Qww1y

>>34

That's Johnny Cash, dipshit. Reznor's just in love with himself enough to think he's worthy of a cover.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 16:43 ID:Dz4nprMR

DRAGONFARCE IS THE HARDEST METAL KNOWN TO MAN. DRAGONFARCE. DRAGONFARCE.

Name: YellowCream 2007-09-24 22:50 ID:Heaven

yea alot of people don't know shit about music, it aggravates me when people think they know anything because they can play some gay shit like smells like teen spirit, people are stupid

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 9:48 ID:gNNTfxW3

people are dumb because I'm too dumb to know how to play smells like teen spirit. whine bitch moan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-25 18:07 ID:OrWPmbb9

>>33

Joey Ramone always sounded like his tongue was stuck to the roof of his mouth. Listen to Iron Maiden or Blind Guardian, then come back and tell us how superior the Ramones are.

Also, knowing music theory and how to read music aren't needed to be a good musician. Ted Nugent never bothered with that, but I doubt any of you could sing like him while simultaneously playing riffs that complex.

Name: sCizz0r136 2007-09-26 2:42 ID:nsIeH2V2

yeah, but some of them start there and then actually get good. or if you're a person who writes decent music in his head without knowing how to play it, you at least know enough about music to be able to invent a tune.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 21:45 ID:J5wvCb/u

>>1
>Or when you ask them to play a G Chord they say "Oh, I don't know how to read music."

allot of well known and very good bands(not always the same thing) don't know how to read music

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 22:21 ID:HNryrbya

>>41

It's not so much the people that don't know how to read music that annoy me. It's moreso the people who think they're gifted for not knowing how to read music.

Name: KittenChaos 2007-09-30 17:36 ID:55HCbYx/

And the point of writing music when you can't read it is...?
I totally agree with you. If you can't put the music you're playing on the staff than don't play it at all.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 18:58 ID:o5jAkH2M

emo kids are hot which = fucking win

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