Hello. I am japanese and I try very hard to learn english. I like the song I have my mind set on you very much and it helps me learn english. It talks only about western idea of love however and not japanese love so I rewrite it to stay english but be about japanese love scenario I tried very hard with the english I hope that it is OK.
Here it is:
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I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
But it's gotta be runny
A whole lotta stinking runny
It's gonna have to be pretty runny
To brew shit right child
It's gonna take slime
A whole lot of putrid slime
It's gonna take pressure and slime, bummm
To brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit,
To brew shit right child
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
And this slime makes me really squeal
The feces that I steal
I know I'd suck your behind for shit
I know that I really can eat shit
I've got myself hooked on poo
hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
hooked on poo
But it's gotta be runny
A whole lotta stinking runny
It's gonna have to be pretty runny
To brew shit right child
It's gonna take slime
A whole lot of putrid slime
It's gonna take pressure and slime, bummm
To brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit,
To brew shit right child
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
I've got myself hooked on poo
And this slime makes me really squeal
The feces that I steal
I know I'd suck your behind for shit
I know that I really can eat shit
But it's gotta be runny
A whole lotta stinking runny
It's gonna have to be pretty runny
To brew shit right child
It's gonna take slime
A whole lot of putrid slime
It's gonna take pressure and slime, bummm
To brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit, to brew shit,
To brew shit right child
hooked on poo
hooked on poo
hooked on poo
hooked on poo...
Name:
Peta2006-10-26 7:07
Hello. I work for the RSPCA and feel similarly. I have allso rewritten this song to suit my life experiences. I hope you enjoy it...
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
It's going to be a bunny
A sole rottweiler eating bunny
It's gonna be a huge bunny
To chew and bite child
My hare is into crime
A whole lot of evil crime
It loves to committ lots of crime
To chew it, to chew it, to chew it, to chew it, to chew it
To chew and bite child
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
And your wounds will never heal
Then your skin will peel
My pet will prepare and stew it
My pet will slowly chew it
I got my hare
set on you
I got my hare
set on you
It's going to be a bunny
A sole rottweiler eating bunny
It's gonna be a huge bunny
To chew and bite child
My hare is into crime
A whole lot of evil crime
It loves to committ lots of crime
To chew it, to chew it, to chew it, to chew it, to chew it
To chew and bite child
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
I got my hare set on you
And your wounds will never heal
Then your skin will peel
My pet will prepare and stew it
My pet will slowly chew it
It's going to be a bunny
A sole rottweiler eating bunny
It's gonna be a huge bunny
To chew and bite child
My hare is into crime
A whole lot of evil crime
It loves to committ lots of crime
To chew it, to chew it, to chew it, to chew it, to chew it
To chew and bite child
set on you
set on you
set on you...
Name:
Sam2006-10-26 11:25
Hi Pete and Ichi. I totally agree. Except I'm a fireman! Here is my version...
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
But it's gonna take water
A whole lot of splashing water
It's gonna take plenty of water
To put it out son
It's gonna take surgery
A whole lot of plastic surgery
It's gonna take hoses and surgery
To put it, to put it, to put it, to put it, to put it
To put it out son
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
Andy pull the hose of the reel
Put a stop to thsi ordeal
Come quick use the kit
I'll die unless you use the kit
I got myself
set on fire
I got myself
set on fire
But it's gonna take water
A whole lot of splashing water
It's gonna take plenty of water
To put it out son
It's gonna take surgery
A whole lot of plastic surgery
It's gonna take hoses and surgery
To put it, to put it, to put it, to put it, to put it
To put it out son
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
I got myself set on fire
Andy pull the hose of the reel
Put a stop to thsi ordeal
Come quick use the kit
I'll die unless you use the kit
But it's gonna take water
A whole lot of splashing water
It's gonna take plenty of water
To put it out son
It's gonna take surgery
A whole lot of plastic surgery
It's gonna take hoses and surgery
To put it, to put it, to put it, to put it, to put it
To put it out son
set on fire
set on fire
set on fire
set on fire
Name:
Susanna2006-10-26 12:20
Hello. I am a woman and I have had enough of male orientated songs. It's just sexist. I feel that this one is more appropriate....
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
But I'm gonna try them on me
My goal is to try wearing them on me
I'm gonna wear many pairs on me
To fit it right child
It's gotta be tight
A shoe that's pretty tight
It's gonna be polished and tight
To just fit, to just fit, to just fit, to just fit, to just fit
To fit it tight child
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
And this time I want a big heel
My height I must conceal
I'll put them on and walk around a bit
That way I'll know they really do fit
I must buy
some more shoes
I must buy
some more shoes
But I'm gonna try them on me
My goal is to try wearing them on me
I'm gonna wear plenty all on me
To fit it right child
It's gotta be tight
A shoe that's pretty tight
It's gonna be polished and tight
To just fit, to just fit, to just fit, to just fit, to just fit
To fit it tight child
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
I must buy some more shoes
And this time I want a big heel
My height I must conceal
I'll put them on and walk around a bit
That way I'll know they really do fit
But I'm gonna try them on me
My goal is to try wearing them on me
I'm gonna wear plenty all on me
To fit it right child
It's gotta be tight
A shoe that's pretty tight
It's gonna be polished and tight
To just fit, to just fit, to just fit, to just fit, to just fit
To fit it tight child
some more shoes
some more shoes
some more shoes
some more shoes
some more shoes
some more shoes...
Name:
Scrooge2006-10-27 7:30
Hello poor people. I feel similarly so I had some of my slaves modify this song to suit me.
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
I've got allot of money
I stole a huge stack of money
I gotta a great big pile of money
To dough it right child
I wont spare a dime
Not even a petty dime
Not gonna share less than a dime
To dough it, to dough it, to dough it, to dough it, to dough it,
To dough it right child
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
And I always get the best deal
The traders they all kneel
I never ever like to spend it
I never even try to lend it
I'm not as
kind as you
I'm not as
kind as you
I've got allot of money
I stole a huge stack of money
I gotta a great big pile of money
To dough it right child
I wont spare a dime
Not even a petty dime
Not gonna share less than a dime
To dough it, to dough it, to dough it, to dough it, to dough it,
To dough it right child
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
I'm not as kind as you
And I always get the best deal
The traders they all kneel
I never ever like to spend it
I never even try to lend it
I've got allot of money
I stole a huge stack of money
I gotta a great big pile of money
To dough it right child
I wont spare a dime
Not even a petty dime
Not gonna share less than a dime
To dough it, to dough it, to dough it, to dough it, to dough it,
To dough it right child
kind as you
kind as you
kind as you
kind as you
kind as you
kind as you
kind as you.....