I know a fat ole p'liceman!

He's always on our street
A fat old, jolly red-faced man, he really is a treat
He's too fine for a p'liceman, hes never known to frown
And everybody says he is the happiest man in town!

Oh-AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,
Oh-HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,
Oh-HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA,
Oh-HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

He laughs upon his duty, he laughs upon his beat
He laughs at everybody when he's walking in the street
He never can stop laughing, he says he'd never tried
But once he did arrest a man and laughed until he cried!

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOOOOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOOOOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Oh, His jolly face had wrinkled, and then he shut his eyes
He opened his great mouth, it was a wonderous size
He said I must arrest you, he didn't know what for,
And then he starting laughing, until he cracked his jaw!


AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOOOOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOOOOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOOH AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

So if you chance to meet him while walking round the town
Just shake him by his ole fat hand and give him have a crown!
His eyes will beam and sparkle, he'll gurgle with delight,
And then you'll start him laughing with all his blessed might!


AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOOOOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOOOOOOOOOH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
OOH AH HA HA, OOH HA, HA HA HA HA HA--!

The word pirahna, is all I can think of that rhymes with marijuana

Marijuana MUST be legalized.