Gabe Logan Newell

So, I dreamed that 2 sad girls wanted to have sex with me but I chickened out. Gaben appeared out of nowhere and started fucking them while I watched. After that he kicked me out of the room.

I didn't know how to feel when I woke up.

Are you sure you didn't just refuse them because you knew Gaben deserved them more than you? You should be happy he let you watch.

homosexual benjamin

>>1
You actually share this dream with millions at this point.
The two girls are named Half-Life and Half-Life 2. They are not Gabens daughters, but yours. They are your hopes that one day they will produce Episode 3, or even Half-Life 3. Anything 3. ...but instead you have to stand back for ten years, and watch Steam, which is the equivallent to Gaben fucking your hopes for his own pleasure. While Steam is great in itself, it's actually just Gaben building his whole empire on fucking your daughters, while its fans doesn't know what to think.

piffle.

>>1
it is your subconscious telling you that video games have ruined your chances to get laid