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Honest discussion

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 17:46

This is a thread for all of us to reveal things about ourselves we normally wouldn't in real life discussions with other meat bags.

My crippling secret is that I have a very small penis. A four incher to be exact. Erect. It looks like a cocktail sausage and feels like one too. The thing is I've always thought I had an average sized one and was quite happy with that.

It wasn't until I recently saw a video clip in which a pack of whores make fun of some guys penis that looked exactly like mine that it clicked - I have a childs penis and not a manly one. And to top off my shame they were all around this poor victim making disparaging remarks the worst of which being "I can't feel anything. Is it in yet?".


Those words cut deep I tell you. It really hurt my feelings.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 19:38


women want you to have: money, height, big penis, a career, high social status, extraversion, admiration of many other females, and for you not to fuck them very often at all

what's that? can't fulfill all that? welcome, friend, we've been waiting for you: http://www.gnaa.eu/

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 20:06

Yeah, I'm not clicking that.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 20:19

It's alright, women tend to be bitches anyways, one who actually likes you won't care about it.

I'm trying to overcome worthless laziness, which is hard to do by yourself when you're lazy.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 21:03

haha, penis

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 21:45

>>4
I know. It still sucks knowing that I have a schlort when all these years I believed I was in the average range.

Overcoming laziness is something that I have done though. It was as easy as getting a lucky job through a friend of my parents and also taking creatine every day for energy. I don't know what is the cause of your laziness be it a nutrient deficiency or just depression but at least you can eventually overcome it.

There is nothing that can be done about a small cock FML ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 21:51

This kinda makes me feel better:

http://efukt.com/21079_The_Bukkake_Horror_Show.html

Always good to see someone worse off than yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-13 21:59

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-14 23:37

I recently saw a video clip in which a pack of whores make fun of some guys penis ... they were all around this poor victim making disparaging remarks the worst of which being "I can't feel anything. Is it in yet?".

Sounds hot. Link?

Name: ReallyFuckingPissed 2014-02-26 13:55

You come HERE to discuss honesty, for real?!  What kind of person are you??!!! Augh!! *kicks nearest dumpster*

Name: SpaceMonkeyMafia④ⓒⓣ !3lWjo8kf8k!Yy4MuUAEwKuk79O 2014-02-26 14:03

>>10
I guess you'd call it suicide.

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