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White House on lockdown

Name: 4chan News 24/7 2014-02-07 16:52

The White House has been put on lockdwon after an man called Denver also known as SFBE was caught trying to jump the fence Friday afternoon.

Secret Service officers apprehended the suspect and is now in custody.

The SFBE was said to be carrying two large bags but the agency has not released any further information about the incident.

Name: ReallyFuckingPissed 2014-02-07 21:50

More like 4ct News 24/7 amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 11:29

>>2
More like SFBE be a bitching

Name: 4chan News 24/7 2014-02-08 13:37

Update. Denver (full name) is believed to be homeless male prostitute with a history of drug problems and mental health issues from the projects of West Philadelphia, often seen frequenting local libraries and using the computers and free wifi. Denver is a convicted sex offender though the offenses are minor harassment and public exposure charges related to his line of work and one count of animal sexual abuse, the pig was unharmed. Office Jenkins described Denver as short, overweight, intellectually impaired and not very intimidating stating "this man really isn't worth the time or money".

Denver managed to throw the bags over the fence but ended up trapped in the fence during his attempt to traverse it, Secret Service agents quickly surrounded him but fears that the bags contained explosives meant they could not approach him for over an hour. The bomb disposal team used a robot to tear open the bags revealing them to contain a total of 135 'Bad Dragon' brand sex toys. Denver was later removed from the fence by paramedics and taken into custody.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-09 23:07

IS  THIS ALL TRUE ReallyFuckingPissed/SFBE ??????????????????????????????????????????


YOU'RE A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW THAT!!!!!


get it together

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-10 2:32

On the playground is where he spent the most of his days. Until his mom got scared. The minister assured everyone that their favorite sports celebrity is sad despite the billions of dollars at his disposal. Fortunately, you can also be as faithful as the brainwashed. All you have to do is eat some delicious pizza. Eat it, you fat pig!

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