DIABEETUS

So I'm just back from the GP and it turns out that along with my crippling awkwardness in social situations I may also have diabetes insipidus. I thought I was just really, really nervous which caused all the peeing.

Why can't I be suicidal so I can just end it all... Sigh.... FML.

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Look on the bright side! I bet you can aim your pee better than most people thanks to all that practice.

quit