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Conspiracy to Assassinate SFBE

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-08 15:33

Among another 20 some odd attempts, this one was one of the largest conspiracies involving hundreds of 4ct's loyalists in the highest echelons of SFBE’s inner circle.  Near the end of 2011, things were rapidly going south for SFBE and the time seemed ripe for 4ct's cult to assassinate SFBE. RedCream recruited Milkrubs to join the conspiracy in 2012.  The plot to take out SFBE and then all of his loyal idiots was called Operation Farting Fat Frat.

The plan was to use the burning of Bill Gates posters during an assassination on SFBE’s life.  The assassination would be blamed on Tablecat and therefore allow 4ct and RedCream to take full control of all aspects of the lounge.  It almost worked.  In July 2012, RedCream was promoted so that he could now start attending 4ct's strategy meetings. RedCream had planned to kill SFBE with a fart bomb, but he always held off because he also wanted to take out SFBE two right-hand men, l33tuk and moot. On July 20, he went for it anyway and exploded a mega fart inside SFBE's cardboard house in the bedroom. SFBE survived only minor injuries.

Name: FuturistipasticaSMARTCAP !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2013-11-08 22:05


Ah yes, but any leader of /lounge/ is my puppet!

Name: RFPO 2013-11-09 15:28

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke 4ct's rules.

Name: ReallyFuckingPissedOff 2013-11-11 9:08

>>1-3 Really now?  It's high time you fuckers know what a kick to the groin feels like.

Name: FuturistipasticaSMARTCAP !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2013-11-11 10:43


I'm the boss around here now, you ignorant buffoon!

With the departure of Redcream, I am in charge, unless moot dares to bring down the mighty death.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-12 16:16

>>5 Now workers should have the right to join unions. But unions should not be forced upon workers. And unions should not have the power to take money our of their members' paychecks to buy the support of politicians that are favored by the union bosses.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-12 21:28

>>1

Who is Redcream and SFBE? Are they one of those puppies here? Are you animal-hater???

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-13 0:20



    I like penises

Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-11-13 8:24

>>7
A gang of paedophiles, cruising lounge for fresh meat.

Name: nignog 2013-11-14 4:39

we later slit his throat, dissolved his body in acid and poured it into the mississippi

Name: ReallyFuckingPissedOff 2013-11-14 5:22

>>9 Fuck you dipshit.

Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k 2013-11-14 11:28

>>11
You want a pigeon, go to the park.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-19 5:24

I miss Milkribs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-12-03 7:24

conspiracy to assassinate my anus

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